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Posted by: Pyro A Maniac.7951

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Lashi is an asura spying on the Inquest in Duskstruck Moors, Brisban Wildlands states, “Aside from a couple of squirrel fights, we haven’t seen much.”, yet the only Ambients near to be found are Raccoons?

Tyria has Moose but no Squirrel, inform Fearless Leader at once!

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Posted by: Sariel V.7024

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Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

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Posted by: Gaile Gray

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I would love LOVE for us to have squirrels someday.

(I have a squirrel feeder in my back yard and we sometimes have as many as six little beasties queued up for nuts. Gradually I’m turning the whole place into a wildlife sanctuary. )

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Posted by: Randulf.7614

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They’ve been squirrelled away for a future update

Personally I think that’s nuts…but there ya go

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They’ve been squirrelled away for a future update

Personally I think that’s nuts…but there ya go

Ohhhh, Randulf, you should be ashamed. You could have resisted, but you had to go fur it, right?

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Posted by: wolfyrik.2017

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DOOD!!

New Squirrel ranger pet plz Anet or GTFO!!!!1111!!!!one!!!1!!

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Posted by: HHR LostProphet.4801

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They’ve been squirrelled away for a future update

Personally I think that’s nuts…but there ya go

Ohhhh, Randulf, you should be ashamed. You could have resisted, but you had to go fur it, right?

You mean furrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrr it?

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Posted by: Tuomir.1830

Tuomir.1830

I’m afraid of squirrels and I want a squirrel pet for my ranger.

Only fools and heroes charge in without a plan.

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Posted by: skullmount.1758

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DOOD!!

New Squirrel ranger pet plz Anet or GTFO!!!!1111!!!!one!!!1!!

I’m not sure I’d be content with just a single squirrel as a pet. It’d have to a mini mob of them.

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Posted by: skullmount.1758

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I would love LOVE for us to have squirrels someday.

(I have a squirrel feeder in my back yard and we sometimes have as many as six little beasties queued up for nuts. Gradually I’m turning the whole place into a wildlife sanctuary. )

New title for Gaile:
(or if squirrels get put in, and there’s an npc around it)

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They’ve been squirrelled away for a future update

Personally I think that’s nuts…but there ya go

Ohhhh, Randulf, you should be ashamed. You could have resisted, but you had to go fur it, right?

You mean furrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrr it?

You are absolutely right about that.

DOOD!!

New Squirrel ranger pet plz Anet or GTFO!

I’m not sure I’d be content with just a single squirrel as a pet. It’d have to a mini mob of them.

Actually… you make a good point. The more, the merrier!

I would love LOVE for us to have squirrels someday.

(I have a squirrel feeder in my back yard and we sometimes have as many as six little beasties queued up for nuts. Gradually I’m turning the whole place into a wildlife sanctuary. )

New title for Gaile:
(or if squirrels get put in, and there’s an npc around it)

WANT!!

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Posted by: Randulf.7614

Randulf.7614

They’ve been squirrelled away for a future update

Personally I think that’s nuts…but there ya go

Ohhhh, Randulf, you should be ashamed. You could have resisted, but you had to go fur it, right?

Rumbled. Time to high tail it outta here

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Posted by: FrouFrou.4958

FrouFrou.4958

Squirrels are nature’s speed bumps.

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Posted by: Tachenon.5270

Tachenon.5270

Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Nothing up my sleeve. Presto! Oops. Wrong hat.

The table is a fable.

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Posted by: ammayhem.5962

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Squirrels are evil, and I would loathe to have them in game. I would waste too much time killing every squirrel I came across. I can say, in the brief 2 months I played WoW, I killed every single squirrel that I saw.

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Posted by: Sir Alymer.3406

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I’m afraid of squirrels and I want a squirrel pet for my ranger.

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Posted by: Bellizare.5816

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Next thing that you know, people will be demanding beavers.

They could do a build dam barrier skill.

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Then, can muskrats, wolverines, and hamsters be far behind?

This way lies madness!

Except… I <3 me my squirrels!

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Posted by: Tachenon.5270

Tachenon.5270

Don’t forget opossums.

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Posted by: Xander.9024

Xander.9024

Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Nothing up my sleeve. Presto! Oops. Wrong hat.

And now for something we hope you really like.

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Posted by: Airala.8629

Airala.8629

We need a squirrel minion/pet that does extra damage against the game’s (severely ADHD) population of Skritt.

I mean, really… how did the Devs ever come up with Skritt and NOT include their obvious nemesis, the Squirrel of Doom?

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Posted by: MrPersons.1560

MrPersons.1560

I hate squirrels, they dig up my potted plants on my raised deck (house is situated in the side of a hill in a way, so first floor front door is ground level, and the back deck on the first floor is about 10-15ft up near the trees) they dig them up ALL THE TIME and store their nuts in them for winter.

We used to put (suet I think its called) squares of fat with seed in them, like birdseed in squares, and now they wont leave the deck and keep killing all the plants >:(

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Posted by: Charrbeque.8729

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Keep your dam squirrels and nutty beavers.

I want a monkey ranger pet. The mordrem need a spanking.

There’s something charming about rangers.

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Posted by: Charrbeque.8729

Charrbeque.8729

Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Nothing up my sleeve. Presto! Oops. Wrong hat.

Those boxers seem familiar.

Anybody else feel a draft in here?

There’s something charming about rangers.

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Posted by: Zaklex.6308

Zaklex.6308

Lashi is an asura spying on the Inquest in Duskstruck Moors, Brisban Wildlands states, “Aside from a couple of squirrel fights, we haven’t seen much.”, yet the only Ambients near to be found are Raccoons?

Tyria has Moose but no Squirrel, inform Fearless Leader at once!

No, they either ran up the trees or away to others areas of Tyria after the squirrel fights…and don’t ask how many I’ve killed.

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Posted by: Randulf.7614

Randulf.7614

A ranger and a Squirrel? Hmm…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SSUXXzN26zg

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Posted by: Olvendred.3027

Olvendred.3027

We were promised flying bunnies. I won’t be put off with squirrels.

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Posted by: Sarisa.4731

Sarisa.4731

DOOD!!

New Squirrel ranger pet plz Anet or GTFO!!!!1111!!!!one!!!1!!

I’m not sure I’d be content with just a single squirrel as a pet. It’d have to a mini mob of them.

I preferred Deranged Hermit in my old M:TG/judging days, but any amount of squirrels were fun to run people over with.

That said, Squirrels would be a great pet, along with bringing back the crabs and dune lizards from GW1.

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Posted by: rapthorne.7345

rapthorne.7345

Skrit are our squirrels. Always scampering about, curious and hyper.

I just wish there were more friendly skrit in the game. I feel bad when I have to squish one.

Resident smug Englishman on the NA servers, just because.

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Posted by: skullmount.1758

skullmount.1758

DOOD!!

New Squirrel ranger pet plz Anet or GTFO!!!!1111!!!!one!!!1!!

I’m not sure I’d be content with just a single squirrel as a pet. It’d have to a mini mob of them.

I preferred Deranged Hermit in my old M:TG/judging days, but any amount of squirrels were fun to run people over with.

That said, Squirrels would be a great pet, along with bringing back the crabs and dune lizards from GW1.

i had thought of that one, but I don’t think Gaile would appreciate that title

Though we could have this happen if squirrels did get added
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dfshmOieSg
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Posted by: Tachenon.5270

Tachenon.5270

DOOD!!

New Squirrel ranger pet plz Anet or GTFO!!!!1111!!!!one!!!1!!

I’m not sure I’d be content with just a single squirrel as a pet. It’d have to a mini mob of them.

I preferred Deranged Hermit in my old M:TG/judging days, but any amount of squirrels were fun to run people over with.

That said, Squirrels would be a great pet, along with bringing back the crabs and dune lizards from GW1.

Also bats. As ranger pets or as a playable race. Bats would save this game. Bats.

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Posted by: lioka qiao.8734

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Squirrels are nature’s speed bumps.

Where do you live that the squirrels are that big?

Little red Lioka

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Posted by: Alga.6498

Alga.6498

Awwh I just love squirrels! <3
Such cuteee, awwhhh. Just look at this.

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Awwh I just love squirrels! <3
Such cuteee, awwhhh. Just look at this.

Opossum power!

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Posted by: Wolfey.3407

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I would love to see Squirrels as a ranger pet, though as a Sylvari Ranger, I’m afraid he will be after my nuts

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Posted by: Alga.6498

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I would love to see Squirrels as a ranger pet, though as a Sylvari Ranger, I’m afraid he will be after my nuts

Don’t worry, I doubt squirrels are into leaf-nuts that much really. You’ll just be fine!

Awwh I just love squirrels! &lt;3
Such cuteee, awwhhh. Just look at this.

Opossum power!

Awwwwhhhhhhh,
Baby chicken with pure cuteness!!

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Posted by: skullmount.1758

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I would love to see Squirrels as a ranger pet, though as a Sylvari Ranger, I’m afraid he will be after my nuts

Don’t worry, I doubt squirrels are into leaf-nuts that much really. You’ll just be fine!

Awwh I just love squirrels! <3
Such cuteee, awwhhh. Just look at this.

Opossum power!

Awwwwhhhhhhh,
Baby chicken with pure cuteness!!

There’s already a baby chicken in the game though.

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