You know in some MMOs you can visibly see your DR for XP – the more you play the kitten nus xp you get on top of the standard rate.
What if there was a secret underlying mechanic where the more you play the game the less chance you get decent loot?
I’ve found recently I keep getting exotics after not playing the game for days at a time.
Even more so what if when you generate a new character it permanently set a secret quality loot % against that character, e.g. This character has 10% more chance over the base rate of getting higher worth loot. Would explain why some of your friends get better loot than you, right?!
What if GMs watched certain players from their office and interfered with mob drops and watched your reaction when they give you a precursor/100 crap trophy drops in a row.
What if actually NOBODY got any rare skins from BL chests and the only people who did have them were characters created by ANet themselves posing as real players !!?
WHAT IF Kiel was actually a Mesmer quaggen and it was all an illusion!!!!!!????
ps don’t take this post too seriously please..
