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Posted by: Stand The Wall.6987

Stand The Wall.6987

the 15% tp fee. post your conspiracies here!

mine is that evon gnashblade uses these fees to fund scarlet!

you think you have the truth? think yours is better than mine? let me know!

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Posted by: PopeUrban.2578

PopeUrban.2578

Gnashblade uses it to pay all those black lion agents, maintain black lion facilities, and keeps the rest to fund his next election campaign obviously.

Guild Master – The Papacy [POPE] (Gate of Madness)/Road Scholar for the Durmand Priory
Writer/Director – Quaggan Quest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky2TGPmMPeQ

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

RoseofGilead.8907

Anet stores it all inside the Super Adventure Box.

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Posted by: zenleto.6179

zenleto.6179

Anet stores it all inside the Super Adventure Box.

Along with the secret blueprints for capes, and the DNA of various mounts!

Fire up the Hyperbowl ma, we’re going to town!

Would you like some hard cheeze with your sad whine?

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Posted by: Manu.6078

Manu.6078

Gnashblade pays copyright fees for use of the word “kitten” on this forum.

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Posted by: Lahmia.2193

Lahmia.2193

The White Mantle secretly control the Trading Post and use the tax money to fund an operation to regain contact with Lazarus the Dire. Once they bring him back, he will repay a debt he owes the Krytan Monarchy and the descendants of all those who fought against him.

Surrender and serve me in life, or die and slave for me in death.

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Posted by: Randulf.7614

Randulf.7614

That castle in the sky in Kessex? The one nobody is allowed in for all these years?

Some say its just there to add ambience, to look pretty
Some say it adds evermore mystery to the World.

Some of us know the truth about what lies within those walls…

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Posted by: Behellagh.1468

Behellagh.1468

John Smith’s candy dish … in Bali.

We are heroes. This is what we do!

RIP City of Heroes

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Posted by: Iason Evan.3806

Iason Evan.3806

Gold selling websites. They are all run by ArenaNet. /s

Leader of The Guernsey Milking Coalition [MiLk] Sanctum of Rall

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Evon says, Thank your for your business. Please come again.

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Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Stand The Wall.6987

Stand The Wall.6987

some great responses so far! much lol!

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Posted by: Illconceived Was Na.9781

Illconceived Was Na.9781

The real reason gold ore is worth less than gold coins.

John Smith: “you should kill monsters, because killing monsters is awesome.”

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Posted by: Reaper.1239

Reaper.1239

The Deep Sea Dragon. Its spheres of influence are Water and Greed.

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Posted by: kolompi.1287

kolompi.1287

Gnashblade uses it for his DNA splicing and cloning research. Otherwise he would not be able to be in 2-3 spots in the same city.

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Posted by: Greyrebel.7492

Greyrebel.7492

where does it go?

it goes to helping quaggons all over the world ! every single time u r using tp u r saving a quaggon

We are one , and one is all

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Posted by: Knighthonor.4061

Knighthonor.4061

Anet stores it all inside the Super Adventure Box.

Adventure Box is really Mother Box playing mind game on us.

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Posted by: Greyrebel.7492

Greyrebel.7492

spoiler alart !

zaithan is still alive !he agreed to fake his death and , not attacking us , if we give him 10%

and the 5% rest goes to queen jennah , she loves to buy alooooot of shoes

We are one , and one is all

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Posted by: Serophous.9085

Serophous.9085

It powers the cloaking device Evon wears. He’s really 5 skritt sitting on each other’s shoulders

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Posted by: PaxTheGreatOne.9472

PaxTheGreatOne.9472

Evon is just the owner of the 3 orders, He uses his BLTP to fund the vigil , the order of whispers and the priory to make sure he will be the first one to aquire stuff to sell in his gemstore so he can say he’s protecting Tyria, just to make profit.

The pact is his personal army and we are just a front line squad of expendible soldiers: we buy our own amor and gear to be able to fight for him., just so he hasn’t have to risk his butt go out and kill stuff.

He gets 15% of all trade in Tyria…. making him richer then all others…. having a private army and a shadow governement…

And we will probably find out he’s just the executioner of Glint’s will making sure the legacy of glint will become the sole heir of all magic in Tyria.

23 lvl 80’s, 9 times map, 4ele, 4ncr, 3war, 3grd, 3rgr, 2thf, 2msm, 1eng, 1 rev.
Been There, Done That & Will do it again…except maybe world completion.

(edited by PaxTheGreatOne.9472)

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Posted by: DGraves.3720

DGraves.3720

Probably just the Mursaat.

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Posted by: Zoltar MacRoth.7146

Zoltar MacRoth.7146

spoiler alart !

zaithan is still alive !he agreed to fake his death and , not attacking us , if we give him 10%

and the 5% rest goes to queen jennah , she loves to buy alooooot of shoes

She needs them to keep away from Logan and his octopus hands.

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Posted by: dalendria.3762

dalendria.3762

To fund Evon’s hidden love shack somewhere in Southsun.

Can you feel it? HOT HOT HOT

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Posted by: EphemeralWallaby.7643

EphemeralWallaby.7643

Zommoros has diversified.

~EW

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Posted by: HazyDaisy.4107

HazyDaisy.4107

The cost of air goes up everyday, and updrafts are a luxary, not a necessity.

Sorrows Furnace
[HaHa] Hazardous Hallucination

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Posted by: Greener.6204

Greener.6204

Clearly you’ve never run around The Hidden City of Ahdashim. Both Gnashblade and Zommoros have to keep paying their superiors in order to maintain the privilege of having control of the market.

G R E E N E R

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Posted by: Gilburt.9146

Gilburt.9146

It goes to the money hole.

Brother Gilburt – Guard / Agent Gilburt – Thief

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Posted by: Sandpit.3467

Sandpit.3467

Makes you wonder why there isn’t a rival company in the game setting up to compete with Black Lion.

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

RoseofGilead.8907

Makes you wonder why there isn’t a rival company in the game setting up to compete with Black Lion.

There is/was: The Consortium.

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Posted by: Gaile Gray

Gaile Gray

ArenaNet Communications Manager

Next

Hey, quaggans have to eat, right? I figure there’s a high cost for serving them their tasty morsels.

Gaile Gray
Communications Manager
Guild & Fansite Relations; In-Game Events
ArenaNet

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Posted by: LanfearShadowflame.3189

LanfearShadowflame.3189

Hey, quaggans have to eat, right? I figure there’s a high cost for serving them up their tasty morsels.

Lol I totally read this wrong the first time through. The “up” in there threw me off. Who knew quaggan was so expensive to prepare? ^.^

Don’t look at me like that. Whatever you’ve heard, it’s probably not true.

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

RoseofGilead.8907

Hey, quaggans have to eat, right? I figure there’s a high cost for serving them up their tasty morsels.

Lol I totally read this wrong the first time through. The “up” in there threw me off. Who knew quaggan was so expensive to prepare? ^.^

Hah, I read it that way, too, at first.

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Posted by: Gaile Gray

Previous

Gaile Gray

ArenaNet Communications Manager

Uh oh. Better edit.

Gaile Gray
Communications Manager
Guild & Fansite Relations; In-Game Events
ArenaNet

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Posted by: LanfearShadowflame.3189

LanfearShadowflame.3189

Lol Gaile!

Don’t look at me like that. Whatever you’ve heard, it’s probably not true.

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Posted by: Illconceived Was Na.9781

Illconceived Was Na.9781

Uh oh. Better edit.

/reported to PETA-Q
(People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals…and Quaggans)

John Smith: “you should kill monsters, because killing monsters is awesome.”

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Posted by: insanemaniac.2456

insanemaniac.2456

Hey, quaggans have to eat, right? I figure there’s a high cost for serving them as tasty morsels.

yum

JQ: Rikkity
head here to discuss wvw without fear of infractions

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Posted by: NumenorLord.6539

NumenorLord.6539

It started as a fundraising to buy Mossman a new house but it got out of control. New FotM update: Fight Mossman in the Playboy mansion.

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Posted by: Stand The Wall.6987

Stand The Wall.6987

tantalizing! explosive!
gaile, we know you know! now you know that we know that you know! youve been warned! tell us all of the things before its too late! i cant hold back peta-q forever!

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Posted by: Aenaos.8160

Aenaos.8160

It’s given to goldsellers so they can sell it back to players.

I’m always very serious with my conspiracy theories,definitely not a fun
person when it comes to that.

-Win a pip,lose a pip,win a pip,lose a pip,lose a pip,
lose a pip,win 2 pips,lose a pip,lose a pip…………..-
-Go go Espartz.-

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Posted by: Heriticus Spiritus.2489

Heriticus Spiritus.2489

It goes to keeping Evon’s super luxury yacht “The Torch Maid” running!

A boat is a depression in the water you pour money into!

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Posted by: Astralporing.1957

Astralporing.1957

It all ends up in the Xunlai Chest in the Hall of Monuments.

Actions, not words.
Remember, remember, 15th of November

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Posted by: vesica tempestas.1563

vesica tempestas.1563

I think this thread should suddenly and mysteriously disappear!


“Trying to please everyone would not only be challenging
but would also result in a product that might not satisfy anyone”- Roman Pichler, Strategize

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Posted by: Sartharina.3542

Sartharina.3542

where does it go?

it goes to helping quaggons all over the world ! every single time u r using tp u r saving a quaggon

kitten… I LIKE using the TP, but if it’s being used to continue to fuel the Quaggan blight on the game… kitten.

Seriously. Quaggans are like Jar-Jar, but even more obnoxious, and the sooner the Krait finish them off, the better the world will be.

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Posted by: Stand The Wall.6987

Stand The Wall.6987

where does it go?

it goes to helping quaggons all over the world ! every single time u r using tp u r saving a quaggon

kitten… I LIKE using the TP, but if it’s being used to continue to fuel the Quaggan blight on the game… kitten.

Seriously. Quaggans are like Jar-Jar, but even more obnoxious, and the sooner the Krait finish them off, the better the world will be.

i sense much hatred in you… yesssss…..

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Posted by: Stand The Wall.6987

Stand The Wall.6987

I think this thread should suddenly and mysteriously disappear!

and it did. who ar—- (barely audible chair falling over, muffled footsteps, then silence)

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

Evon says, Thank your for your business. Please come again.

Photoshop some horns on it, and it’d be perfect. XD

Many alts; handle it!
“I’m finding companies should sell access to forums,
it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632