your lolwut moments
Hmm. Along the lines of your image, I more than once had axemaster in VB kill me midair as I glided frantically away (before i could see him or knew the fight). Nothing quite like being downed mid air and realizing that the 4 skill has no effect even with a long enough way down to possibly save yourself.
While doing Crucible of Eternity, I got hit with a knock-back at the exact instant I used my warrior’s Whirlwind Attack in the same direction. I went spinning off THROUGH THE WALL, out of the dungeon, and then found myself in the open air free-falling. As icing on the cake, I must have scored a critical hit as this happened because as I went spinning off into oblivion my warrior yells out “Whoa – that’s gotta hurt!”
I was laughing so hard, I’m surprised I had the wherewithal to take a screenshot.
As many just “wtf” as “lolwut” but, I’m a salty vet do deal with it.
Downed whilst trying to glide away from one of the highest points in VB, I glided slowly all the way to the hentai death tentacles the very bottom, even after dying for not being able to use bandage iirc.
Being killed in Arah whist paralyzed in a very specific pose:
http://imgur.com/a/R5Pjl
I promise it’s a clipping issue with the hair style
http://i.imgur.com/11w1LYz.jpg
First time I realized that this was my future:
http://i.imgur.com/qmk6OzG.png?1
What am I supposed to do about this? (by far not the only one, just the most illustrative)
http://i.imgur.com/iDj5Vd2.jpg
True story. Will never forget.
When I found this screenshot <3
http://i.imgur.com/sOsh79L.png
When I found this in CoF:
http://i.imgur.com/WKtJzYb.jpg
A program meant to detect age according to faces applied to screen shots:
http://i.imgur.com/XG2T1YE.png lolololol
http://i.imgur.com/cUL6skO.png srsly bro?
Preview window hyjinx!
http://i.imgur.com/RN7bmw0.png
When I learned about (and visited) the many empty store fronts in DR
When I found out that there is a place in the game where my Norn female shoulder issues DON’T appear for whatever reason:
http://i.imgur.com/1ZeNMKy.png
http://i.imgur.com/RcOv8m5.png
This still exists btw
One day shortly after release, playing my Norns when a song comes on and I think:
A Burning Sleigh being pulled through the sky by Balthazar’s Reindeer, with a White Bearded Norn guy holding a spear of lightning to the sky, shouting and 2 or 3 Norn women playing in the bag of gifts while that song by the Trans Siberian Orchestra is blasting at unreasonable volume.
Not mine, but relevant
http://i.imgur.com/u7I8t.jpg
nice pics. such share!
fell through the floor tangled depths... and got stuck in another dimension @_
Nothing spectacular and didn’t take a picture, but humorous.
Last week I was on mid wurm in TT, running the phototoxtin circle, jumped off from Yellow headed to blue, glided behind wurm at the moment he did his spin manuever. I think I got hit by his neck, but that didn’t kill me. The subsequent fall to the ground did though. I guess the wurms don’t like gliders, too close to birds maybe?
[HaHa] Hazardous Hallucination
Heh, had one of those lolwut incidents just yesterday. Did a lvl 73 fotm with my guardian, norn male. After we cleared the last chamber of the tunnel i started running to the end of it. Since I didnt pay attention for a moment, I got hit by the rocks falling from the ceiling and my toon fell on its nose, belly down. So far nothing special.
So where’s the lolz in it? Well, the moment he got knocked down, the mistlock instability started to kick in and applied fear to him and he slided down the whole tunnel while lying on his belly, as if some giant decided to use him as a bowling ball. Gave us a good laugh
Leader of “Servants of Balance” [SoB], a small guild endemic to the FSP.
I’ve had times when my char fell face down in regular PvE, and then couldn’t get up. My char then spent the next few minutes traveling across the map face down, like a doll being dragged across the floor.
By the way, you can still harvest nodes like that.
ANet may give it to you.
I’ve had times when my char fell face down in regular PvE, and then couldn’t get up. My char then spent the next few minutes traveling across the map face down, like a doll being dragged across the floor.
By the way, you can still harvest nodes like that.
One day more than a year ago, I were doing that Conundrum Cubed jumping puzzle when my engie asura fell flat on her face from a floating cube and almost died. She keep sliding down, though, finally reaching the floor… and don’t get up again util I reloaded the map.
I actually got away from the place and began to roam mount maelstrom, jumping around while still flat like a roadkill, and even killed a couple of mobs with an invisible flamethrower. It laughed so hard I hurt my jaw.
that it makes every other class in the game boring to play.”
Hawks
I did Arah with my Revanent, used my sword 3 skill close to a wall before the Grenth section and ported into a wall at the end and was still attackable but it would all be obstructed so I was stuck in combat xD
I’ve had times when my char fell face down in regular PvE, and then couldn’t get up. My char then spent the next few minutes traveling across the map face down, like a doll being dragged across the floor.
By the way, you can still harvest nodes like that.
One day more than a year ago, I were doing that Conundrum Cubed jumping puzzle when my engie asura fell flat on her face from a floating cube and almost died. She keep sliding down, though, finally reaching the floor… and don’t get up again util I reloaded the map.
I actually got away from the place and began to roam mount maelstrom, jumping around while still flat like a roadkill, and even killed a couple of mobs with an invisible flamethrower. It laughed so hard I hurt my jaw.
This has happened to me as well! My asura Rev has been stuck in some very odd positions on multiple occasions. Relog fixes the problem, though sometimes it automatically corrects itself. It’s still a lolwut, though.
I have to admit I like trying to get out of maps (I don’t know why but I find it entertaining) but this one was genuinely not my fault.
I’d logged out standing on the boxes below the Lion’s Court vista in LA, then there was a patch and when I logged back in I dropped through the crates, through the ground and into water below the map. I was actually able to swim all around down there, seeing everything from the underside, it was weird. The ground itself was invisible, but all the objects and people still showed up, as if they were flying.
“Life’s a journey, not a destination.”
I’ve had times when my char fell face down in regular PvE, and then couldn’t get up. My char then spent the next few minutes traveling across the map face down, like a doll being dragged across the floor.
By the way, you can still harvest nodes like that.
Get this guy a life alert.
Plot Twist: Elder Dragons are massive robots created by the Black Lion Trading Company.
Think of the money they make off weapons and armor…
bobblehead teq
http://orig08.deviantart.net/adc5/f/2016/081/0/3/gw272_by_setius-d9w2561.jpg
michael jackson move in DS
http://orig08.deviantart.net/5da1/f/2016/081/4/c/gw401_by_setius-d9w25ae.jpg
this floating guy here
http://orig07.deviantart.net/054e/f/2016/081/a/e/gw217_by_setius-d9w25j9.jpg
planking? i guess?
http://orig06.deviantart.net/f449/f/2016/081/d/7/gw371_by_setius-d9w259f.jpg
ever seen a bristlebacks face?
http://orig13.deviantart.net/5e61/f/2016/081/5/3/gw557_by_setius-d9w25cp.jpg
now you have. sweet dreams.
wintersday gem. yes i was able to jump like that.
http://orig02.deviantart.net/d216/f/2016/081/f/f/gw366_by_setius-d9w258j.jpg
http://orig07.deviantart.net/c5c1/f/2016/081/6/e/gw367_by_setius-d9w2582.jpg
ever seen a bristlebacks face?
http://orig13.deviantart.net/5e61/f/2016/081/5/3/gw557_by_setius-d9w25cp.jpg
now you have. sweet dreams.
I could legitimately only think of one thing and one thing only.
fell through the floor
tangled depths... and got stuck in another dimension @_
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wat did u do?!
ever seen a bristlebacks face?
http://orig13.deviantart.net/5e61/f/2016/081/5/3/gw557_by_setius-d9w25cp.jpg
now you have. sweet dreams.I could legitimately only think of one thing and one thing only.
LAWL
oh man best post yet.
oh i almost forgot
the other day when i logged into pvp i saw this:
This information about tonics might be already known but I’ll post it anyway.
I keep a tonic on my max height Norn for jumping puzzles. I found out that some tonics will have gliders and some won’t. My Toy Soldier tonic has a set of miniature glider wings and my Black Quaggan tonic doesn’t. So I was gliding across the map first as a winged Toy Soldier and then as a wingless Black Quaggan.
I need to get a Monkey tonic next so I can be a Flying Monkey. Lol.
Edit: Player as a Black Quaggan. Picture him gliding high above you, no wings. ^^
ANet may give it to you.
(edited by Just a flesh wound.3589)
This information about tonics might be already known but I’ll post it anyway.
I keep a tonic on my max height Norn for jumping puzzles. I found out that some topics will have gliders and some won’t. My Toy Soldier tonic has a set of miniature glider wings and my Black Quaggan tonic doesn’t. So I was gliding across the map first as a winged Toy Soldier and then as a wingless Black Quaggan.
I need to get a Monkey tonic next so I can be a Flying Monkey. Lol.
Edit: Player as a Black Quaggan. Picture him gliding high above you, no wings. ^^
thats really funny, i didnt know about this.
btw flesh thanks for that reddit dev quote thread. its a really awesome thing youre doing.
I’ve gotten some interesting places with mesmer staff #2. In twilight arbor story I joined Faolain on her platform to watch the final battle, and once got stuck in the ceiling of thaumanova — a bit like falling under the map; the ceiling itself was invisible but I couldn’t get back through it to the regular area.
in fact, we’re going to put the goons to sleep.
Meanwhile – we dig.