Guild Wars 2

One day Mother was playing with her Baby and his few friend at the park.
After playing for awhile a conversation between Baby and Mom occurred.

Baby: Mom! I’m tired! I can’t run anymore!

Mom: That ok sweetie you can just walk.

Baby: But Mom I want to run!

Mom: You can do that too sweetie, just rest for abit or push yourself if you want to run.

Baby: But Mom I don’t want to rest and I’m tired! I just want to run!

Now Mom looks puzzled and wonders why Baby wants to run so badly. So she asks and baby replies.

Baby: Mom because all my friends are still running! And I want to run with them! I don’t want to walk!

Mom: Oh Hun you can still catch up to them if you hurry up now. If not some of your friends are also walking, why not you walk with them?

Baby: No Mom I want to run! I don’t want to walk! Mom make it happen!

Mom than tries to explain to the Baby.

Mom: Honey it doesn’t matter if you walk or run dear, we are all going to get some ice cream after this anyway! You can walk or run there it’s ok.

Baby: No Mom I want to run! Make it happen now! Or make everyone walk with me! MOM do it!

That’s my take on people complaining about ascended being a recommendation for raids. Even though you can do raids in both exotics and ascended I don’t understand why people complain.

Running – Ascended
Walking – Exotics
Mom – Devs
Baby – Players complaining about ascended.
Ice cream – End of the raid and raid rewards.
Babies friends – Other players.

Keep in mind that walking babies and running babies almost result in the same speed eventually. Some babies run faster than others and some babies walk faster than others run. It’s quite accurately represents exotic/ascended it doesn’t matter if you run or walk, at the end of the day you might be able to walk faster than another who is running because the difference between babies walking and running is so small. At the end of the day you’ll still get your ice cream.
Ps: let’s just imagine babies can run.

I did parkour by the age of 3 in my diapies, get on my level.

Could you restate this scenario through the perspective of a Quaggan?

Wow impressive! You must be one of those babies with rank 80 pvp all champ titles, soloed every solo able dungeon content, fractal 50, all legendaries in game, one of those guys with super high wvw lvl, and above 28k AP! Truly impressive!

Baby quaggan and mother quaggan?:o that would be challenging:c I don’t know the Quaggan speech:c it would make for a hilarious convo though!:D

Linfang.1087:

Could you restate this scenario through the perspective of a Quaggan?

Baby: Mommy, I’m scared of swimming, could you bring the food closer to me?

Mom: …honey, the food is literally a foot in front of you.

Baby: Yeah, but I have to swim to get there. Underwater. I don’t have any of my cool abilities down here.

Mom: You’re a Quaggan, not a Tyrian. Why don’t you act like it and appreciate the water for what it is.

Baby: I’ll appreciate it for what it is all right. A watery tomb.

Mom: Go to your room.

Baby: I’m already in my room.

Mom: …no, dear, this is definitely the kitchen.

Baby: Oh whatever, it’s all part of the vast, dreadful ocean. What difference does it make. I’ll get eaten by a shark either way.

Mom: If you don’t eat your food, I’ll feed you to the sharks.

Baby: You’re a terrible mother. I hope you get eaten by risen!

Mom: That got dark fast.

Baby: It did. I think the writer has some problems.

Mom: Maybe we should feed him to the sharks.

Baby: I sea what you mean.

Mom: You’re grounded for a month.

Baby: Don’t you mean I’m seaded?

Mom: Two months.

Mom: Hello all of you children. I recommend that you not run and play with anyone who doesn’t buy these expensive specialty shoes.

Baby: But mom, I don’t have those shoes and I want to play with the other children.

Mom: …

Labjax.2465:

Linfang.1087:

Could you restate this scenario through the perspective of a Quaggan?

Baby: Mommy, I’m scared of swimming, could you bring the food closer to me?

Mom: …honey, the food is literally a foot in front of you.

Baby: Yeah, but I have to swim to get there. Underwater. I don’t have any of my cool abilities down here.

Mom: You’re a Quaggan, not a Tyrian. Why don’t you act like it and appreciate the water for what it is.

Baby: I’ll appreciate it for what it is all right. A watery tomb.

Mom: Go to your room.

Baby: I’m already in my room.

Mom: …no, dear, this is definitely the kitchen.

Baby: Oh whatever, it’s all part of the vast, dreadful ocean. What difference does it make. I’ll get eaten by a shark either way.

Mom: If you don’t eat your food, I’ll feed you to the sharks.

Baby: You’re a terrible mother. I hope you get eaten by risen!

Mom: That got dark fast.

Baby: It did. I think the writer has some problems.

Mom: Maybe we should feed him to the sharks.

Baby: I sea what you mean.

Mom: You’re grounded for a month.

Baby: Don’t you mean I’m seaded?

Mom: Two months.

I think I’m starting to get this analogy. If possible, can you reword it from the perspective of the kids that pretend to be Destiny’s Edge in the lvl 30 PS?

ImTasty.2163:

I think I’m starting to get this analogy. If possible, can you reword it from the perspective of the kids that pretend to be Destiny’s Edge in the lvl 30 PS?

Kid 1: Zoom zoom, I’m Caithe. Feel the mighty wrath of the mother tree!

Kid 2: Caithe wouldn’t talk like that, stupid.

Kid 3: Don’t be a Logan, 2. Nobody wants to be a Logan.

Kid 4: Rawr, I’m Rytlock and I’m going to take down Mordremoth. If you want to join me in my battle, you have to pass a test!

Kid 3: Tests are for dummies.

Kid 1: Stop being such an Asura, 3.

Kid 3: But I am an Asura.

Kid 1: No, you’re just a big, dumb Tyrian.

Kid 2: I want to find my love Queen Jenna. Come to me, my love.

Kid 4: Quiet, all of you! You all fail the test! Give me gold and I will let you come with me, but otherwise you must wait behind for your doom.

Kid 3: Who says you get to decide, fur for brains? I’m going to take on Mordremoth myself, without any of you.

Kid 1: Good luck soloing him, 3. I already tried that. His plants were everywhere.

Kid 2: Plants? I’ll bet Queen Jenna likes plants! Yes! My love, I am bringing you plants!

Kid 4: Fine, you can all come, but this won’t end well. None of you have the Charr power that I do. You are all too… orange. Yuck.