Guild Wars 2

not sure about names but its probaly gonna make me feel like a football being attacked by a monkey wielding a tube of icy-hot and his three imaginary friends

Mattmatt.4962:

Chrono trigger ?

Hopefully for a mesmer that gets main hand pistol or rifle.

Oops! I Did It Again.

After being very salty all week about the Dragon Hunter spec for both my guardians thank you guys very much for a good long laughing session

PS Clock Blocker, Flavor flav, Omega Rolex, Warclock, Clock blocker, kitten tough choice.

One of the names I can come up with is Time Tracer.

Chronomancer is fine.

Dragonhunters Hunt Dragons.

Chronomancers Mance Chronos.

Mattmatt.4962:

Chrono trigger ?

Nobody has ever won a thread as much as you just have there. Highfive, bro!

Porn Hunter, enter Fap Knight as a new mechanic. Chromemancer

Nephrite.6954:

Chromemancer

New elite: 24" Spinners – You enter your sick new ride. All melee attacks now miss you because you are now too high up for them to reach you. Lasts 10 seconds. 180 sec CD.

Chronomancer is fine.Time mages ftw!

I am fine with the Chronomancer name. It was the cancelled profession for GW: Utopia and best fits in with the Mesmer class in GW2.

Chronomancer

That is not changing, mate. It has over 8 years. Too late to changes.

Now, forget this, let’s go back to Dragonhunter thread. We need to change the “dragon” in Dragonhunter for something else. That’s the only problem, as no single character is ever going to ‘hunt’ a dragon as if it was a freaking deer.

Timeuser seems like the most fitting name.

MithranArkanere.8957:

Chronomancer

That is not changing, mate. It has over 8 years. Too late to changes.

Now, forget this, let’s go back to Dragonhunter thread. We need to change the “dragon” in Dragonhunter for something else. That’s the only problem, as no single character is ever going to ‘hunt’ a dragon as if it was a freaking deer.

This thread is satire. The name Chronomancer is good.

Timedabilitiesmancer

Cooldowner

- Speedy Chronzales
- Mesmer 2.0

Gibson.4036:

Seyiwaji.4082:

So much immature kids…. This is sad to fill this topic with such kitten answer.

Lighten up a little. It may not be your kind of humor, but some of us are laughing. Why’s it bother you?

Bothersome when people in other thread are trying to make some serious progress and this thread is mocking that effort. It’s not being supportive at all.

Craywulf.5793:

Gibson.4036:

Seyiwaji.4082:

So much immature kids…. This is sad to fill this topic with such kitten answer.

Lighten up a little. It may not be your kind of humor, but some of us are laughing. Why’s it bother you?

Bothersome when people in other thread are trying to make some serious progress and this thread is mocking that effort. It’s not being supportive at all.

Its the perfect opposite to me, i think that DH sucks (and french translation of Reaper too by the way) and by supporting this sarcastic topic, i show that name is important and shouldnt be that bad. Its like boy-cotting debate from (lets globalize) “kitten”, some boycott to show theyr disapproval, some goes to react and argue with the “kitten”

Back to the topic,

Love the “Speedy Chronzales” ^^

Craywulf.5793:

Bothersome when people in other thread are trying to make some serious progress and this thread is mocking that effort. It’s not being supportive at all.

It’s actually mocking the decision to name the Guardian spec the Dragonhunter. Hence why we are brainstorming the most ridiculous names for the Chronomancer here despite it being considered to have the most appropriate name. Not because we want the Chronomancer name changed, but rather to highlight the need to change for the Dragonhunter name.

This thread has ridiculous names suggested for the Chronomancer while the other thread has credible names suggested for the Guardian spec. The satire is that the Chronomancer is actually a good name while the Dragonhunter is not.

It would be funny if they changed Chronomancer to some other high concept and left Dragonhunter as it is. Hee hee.

Clock stopper

dietzero.3514:

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This thread is satire. The name Chronomancer is good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor

The highest forms of humor always go past the lowest brows.

Time Bandits

After one of my favorite all time 80’s movie.

Don’t touch it, it’s EVIL!

And yeah, the thread is mocking the Dragonhunter name, not the thread discussing the name.