Guild Wars 2

Describe each elite specialisation in 3 words or less!

1. Warrior(Berserker)
2. Guardian(DragonHunter)
3. Revenant(Herald)

4. Ranger(Druid)
5. Thief(DareDevil)
6. Engineer(Scrapper)

7. Necromancer(Reaper)
8. Elementalist(Tempest)
9. Mesmer(Chronomancer)

1. Needs Chill Pills
2. Name Change Please
3. Nerf Elite Animation

4. R.I.P. POI
5. 3 Much Dodge
6. Scarpper > Forge

7. Fun as kitten
8. Lame as kitten
9. Very creative!

1: I’m so hot
2: M’lady
3: Boons boons boons

4: Throw some leafs
5: 3 Whole Bars!
6: #Dropthebrass

7: LOUD NOISES
8: FIRE EVERYTHING
9: Deja vu

1: Pretty nice torch
2: Needs some improvement
3: Really really amazing

4: Still know nothing
5: New animations please
6: Yay! Hammer time!

7: Love Reapers Shroud
8: Wtf is this
9: Best of all

1: KILL! KILL EVERYTHING!!!
2: pew………………….. pew………………………. pew……………………..
3: boons, boons everywhere!

4: Fertilise my garden!
5: And punch him!
6: Something to bang?

7: Scare naughty children!
8: Here! Pls interrupt!
9: Whats the time?

1) Way too hot
2) Way too not
3) Finally actual support?

4) Everyone hates you
5) Can’t touch this!
6) Stop….Hammer Time!

7) What’s next, Reaver?
8) Already has everything
9) The Reset Button

1. Warrior(Berserker) – Burn, Baby, Burn
2. Guardian(DragonHunter) – Lowest Possible Concept
3. Revenant(Herald) – Best Support Ever

4. Ranger(Druid) – Awaiting Major Disappointment
5. Thief(DareDevil) – Devs Love Marvel
6. Engineer(Scrapper) – Even More Turrets

7. Necromancer(Reaper) – Five Finger Asura
8. Elementalist(Tempest) – Dam’n it, Karl!
9. Mesmer(Chronomancer) – No Delorean Needed

1. Warrior(Berserker)
Slight burning sensation.

2. Guardian(DragonHunter)
Holy arrows, Batman!

3. Revenant(Herald)
Not very optional.

4. Ranger(Druid)
Rover fetch staff?

5. Thief(DareDevil)
More stat-less defense.

6. Engineer(Scrapper)
“Search and Rescue!”

7. Necromancer(Reaper)
Silent Hill too.

8. Elementalist(Tempest)
You’re joking, right?

9. Mesmer(Chronomancer)
Try that again.

1. The Human Torch
2. Ranger
3. Crystal Boons
4. Jon Snow
5. Donatello
6. Minions
7. Jason
8. Trillia Midwell
9. Time Lord Victorious

Warrior (Berserker) – Pillage not included.

Guardian (Dragonhunter) – Trophy hunter.

Revenant (Herald) – Eats other legends.

Ranger (Druid) – Now with bludgeons.

Thief (Daredevil) – Shaolin Mugger

Engineer (Scrapper) – Percussive maintenance.

Necromancer (Reaper) – Don’t fear me.

Elementalist (Tempest) – Cyn’s ego personified.

Mesmer (Chronomancer) – No trigger needed.

1. Warrior(Berserker) : a requirement
2. Guardian(DragonHunter) : no one will use it
3. Revenant(Herald) : a requirement

4. Ranger(Druid) : a requirement
5. Thief(DareDevil) : a requirement
6. Engineer(Scrapper) : a requirement

7. Necromancer(Reaper) :GS on necro? sold

8. Elementalist(Tempest) : disappointing because you cant make them any better as they are

9. Mesmer(Chronomancer): I don’t even know but Mesmer is already pretty kitten good at what it does.

Basically I see horizontal choices on only a few of the specs, mostly related to lackluster skill sets making them…ok or not interesting. I could see the reaper being a choice but gs on necro sounds far too fun to pass up. I think elementalist is pretty much the best class in game as is, so how can an espec improve on that? it cant, so people think it sucks.

DH for the guardian might be the worst of the bunch, in no way does a guardian scream “big game hunter” the trap system seems boring…however I feel this is the most horizontal choice of all the specs. Guardian was pretty good as it is, and this seems to just add a strange trapper ranger to the mix, which to be honest would feel more in tune to class flavor of hunter/thief than guardian…so this I feel is the only real horizontal choice

on paper some especs are too string/interesting to pass up, which isn’t horizontal. Some classes as they are without the spec are too good at too many things making epecs something no one will take (elementalist) and some core classes are too weak at too many things making just about any spec a given, such as druid and daredevil.

1. Warrior(Berserker) Overly Used Name
2. Guardian(DragonHunter) Inappropriate Spec Name
3. Revenant(Herald) Not Andrastian Related

4. Ranger(Druid) Revealed Too Late
5. Thief(DareDevil) No Marvel Reference
6. Engineer(Scrapper) On Trash Duty

7. Necromancer(Reaper) Best Of All
8. Elementalist(Tempest) A Bit Underwhelming
9. Mesmer(Chronomancer) Second Best Spec

1. Burn meh now
2. delete that kitten
3. guardian lv 9000

4. Look meh staff
5. Look meh staff2
6. guardian lv 9001

7. ice cream vanilla
8. charge meh battery
9. meh shield rox

1. Warrior(Berserker) – Waiting to zerk…

2. Guardian(DragonHunter) – Doesn’t quite impress.

3. Revenant(Herald) – Boons, boons, booooooons!

4. Ranger(Druid) – Well…we’ll see…

5. Thief(DareDevil) – Could’ve been awesome. =/

6. Engineer(Scrapper) – Poor useless gyros

7. Necromancer(Reaper) – Necro actually good?

8. Elementalist(Tempest) – Hmm, well, ok…

9. Mesmer(Chronomancer) – Set the bar

1. Totally super hardcore
2. Cool it seems
3. OP at first
4. Needs some owlbear
5. Start from scratch
6. Will be meta
7. Will be meta
8. Is still OP
9. Needs a nerf

1. Condition Zerker WTF?
2. PBAoE Trick Shot?
3. Stoned Healing Monk.

4. Gimme Bunny Thumper!
5. This Damage Horribad
6. Needs a Flush

7. Total Bad kitten
8. Bubbles and Swimsuits.
9. Time will tell.

1. Weaker than advertised
2. Any other name
3. So much squee
4. Melee staff ragequit (haha)
5. Bouncy but clumsy
6. Hammer without CC?
7. Soul is mine!
8. Horn rage, haha.
9. F5 long cooldown

1)Head Butt Yo!
2)More pew pew
3)Class on steroids

4)Pet mount hype!
5)Too much dodge
6)More useless AI

7)Spin to win
8)Everyone expected sword
9)Best spec ever

1)Warrior (Berserker): Short fuse hero!
2)Guardian (Dragonhunter): Monkey-Braham approve!
3)Revenant (Herald): Self-worship, punk!

4)Ranger (Druid): Flower power, sucker!
5)Thief (Daredevil): Kingpin dislike this!
6)Engineer (Scrapper): Junk and droids!

7)Necromancer (Reaper): Death incarnate! …. Maybe
8)Elementalist (Tempest): Blow, blow, blow!
9)Mesmer (Chronomancer): Time out! … yep.

1. Warrior (Berserker) So much meh
2. Guardian (DragonHunter) Not for me
3. Revenant (Herald) All the boons!

4. Ranger (Druid) I don’t know
5. Thief (Daredevil) Cleaner animations please
6. Engineer (Scrapper) Flying mech pets

7. Necromancer (Reaper) Mwhaha the chills!
8. Elementalist (Tempest) Overcharged for spec
9. Mesmer (Chronomancer) FTW

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1. Warrior(Berserker) Zerker Zerk Only
2. Guardian(DragonHunter) Actually Rather Different
3. Revenant(Herald) Flood Day One

4. Ranger(Druid) No Vid Druid
5. Thief(DareDevil) More Marvel Plox
6. Engineer(Scrapper) Build more Bots

7. Necromancer(Reaper) Eat Moar Souls
8. Elementalist(Tempest) Toot dat Horn
9. Mesmer(Chronomancer) Better than Mesmer

Reading these I think more than ever that Chrono needs a nerf and my main is Mesmer so I’ll be playing Chronomancer too.

All the classes sacrifice a a trait line it’s base but every other class can still do things utility wise that it’s specialization cannot. So a Guardian can do things a Dragonhunter cannot through the use of there F abilities. The Chrono however doesn’t replace anything it just adds on to what exists so the standard Mesmer has nothing over the Chrono and the two are hardly balanced at all compared to the other classes. They added an F5 button instead of replacing one of the existing F skills.

Why would anyone play a regular Mesmer over a Chrono!? Unless to purposely kitten themselves..

1. Warrior(Berserker) Max might-stacks Rampage
2. Guardian(DragonHunter) One-Shot Svanir
3. Revenant(Herald) Good Tempest substitute

4. Ranger(Druid) Please less pewpew
5. Thief(DareDevil) Crouching-Tiger Hidden-OPness
6. Engineer(Scrapper) Scrapper is not scrap

7. Necromancer(Reaper) Perma Chill Eles
8. Elementalist(Tempest) Can’t beat Svanir
9. Mesmer(Chronomancer) Twenty seconds moa

1. Warrior(Berserker) – Thrash Metal

2. Guardian(DragonHunter) – Nu metal

3. Revenant(Herald) – Heavy Metal

4. Ranger(Druid) – Power Metal

5. Thief(DareDevil) – Gothic Metal

6. Engineer(Scrapper) – Death Metal

7. Necromancer(Reaper) – Black Metal (duh..)

8. Elementalist(Tempest) – Progressive Metal

9. Mesmer(Chronomancer) – Glam Metal

9. UN LIMITED POWER!!!!!!!1111one

1. Steroids small wiener

2. Beta male friendzoned

3. Daddy’s special boy

4. Shut up, Meg

5. Dodge or rekt

6. Thief tears mmmm

7. Omg we’re wanted

8. No complaining rights

9. Got off lightly

From a thief perspective:

1. Even more burning
2. Ranger plus reveal
3. Lag plus reveal
4. Even more pet?
5. Acrobatics plus doge
6. Even more reveal
7. Actually really cool
8. Not dagger dagger
9. Most interesting spec