Guild Wars 2

So i just prepared my thief (soon to be daredevil) for launch. And a major worry randomly entered my mind. What if all i steal in the jungle are those kitten mordrem branches. You know the self-rooting, long cast useless knockback. I would go insane, i hate those things and its all i steal since mordrem fight started. Enough is enough. Its immersion breaking – now matter how greedy of a thief i am, at some point after 10000+ useless branches i would admit defeat and stop trying to rob trees. Its kitten annoying. If it has to be branches for lore reasons, give me different branches. Give me a branch that grants 250 ferocity, as in “OMG i have a branch now, im unstoppable!”, or a branch i can light on fire and burn a sylvari with it. But ideally it would be non-branch things.

If this is something you didnt think of, delay the launch. I dont want to play in such world and by extension nobody else should either.

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INB4 vine item on steal

Are you kidding? Those branches are amazing. Stealing the ability to knock the spinny ones out of their goo or interrupt the chargey ones from charging, or the beekeepers away from all the bees is the best.

Also, they drop those sweet water field healing trees.

We are not amused by your attempts to delay launch.

OMG Mutant Hylek-Kitten-Thing! KILL IT!

Phoenix.1370:

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