Guild Wars 2

It has 2 skills, one with a 1 min cooldown, and the other with a 2 minute cooldown. Both skills give fire auras.

I can also claim things without sources or present speculation as fact.

If any weapon skill takes more than 30-40 seconds, something is wrong. This is just… horrible.

I think someone is not happy with his ele and needs to vent is a passive agreesive way haha

it’s funny ‘cause it’s true!
=)))

Oh really, I also heard that this weapon also had 2 skills for the other attunements as well!

Water: 30 second cd each, one a copy of the Guardian’s Healing Breeze, and the other a puddle of water that cripples whatever goes through it.
Air: Both abilities summon two small tornadoes, and when they collide, it puts the first enemy it hits into a stasis. (Breaks when subject takes damage)
Earth: 25 and 40s cooldowns respectively, one summons a bioluminescent jungle flower that immobilizes anyone that gets within a 200 range of it. The other summons a large boulder that knocks down and applies bleed, vulnerability, weakness, and cripple. The latter has a long cast time so it’s best to combo it with the flower!

(This is all in jest, of course. There’s no information that eles will get off-hand torch at all, let alone what their abilities will be)

Rognik.2579:

If any weapon skill takes more than 30-40 seconds, something is wrong. This is just… horrible.

welcome to focus ele, with some insanely strong skills on 50 second cooldowns, and some really crappy ones on 40.

Sorry, I got the abilities wrong. It has a 30 minute cooldown and a 1 hour one. The 30 minute one gives 1 second of a fire shield, while the 1 hour one kills all Engineers and Teragriffs on a map. Same for all attunements.

Oh man, I love unsubstantiated,likely made up statements!

Confirmed: In HoT Caithe is pregnant with Rytlock’s unborn plant-cat child

Um, Rytlock would never cheat on Logan. That is an obvious lie.

dietzero.3514:

Rytlock would never cheat on Logan.

That’s Hot!

dietzero.3514:

Um, Rytlock would never cheat on Logan. That is an obvious lie.

what if it wasn’t his choice? caithe overpowered him, and now she’s pregnant. sylvaris lay eggs, and she’s carrying hers everywhere after the zephyrites tried to steal it from her.

as for how she’s pregnant and lays eggs at the same time, it’s complicated.

BrunoBRS.5178:

dietzero.3514:

Um, Rytlock would never cheat on Logan. That is an obvious lie.

what if it wasn’t his choice? caithe overpowered him, and now she’s pregnant. sylvaris lay eggs, and she’s carrying hers everywhere after the zephyrites tried to steal it from her.

as for how she’s pregnant and lays eggs at the same time, it’s complicated.

No, it’s not. This is how sylvari produce quadruplets. First, she waits for her period… of seed growth, then she gets it fertilized. Then a fertilized egg seed goes through mitosis where it creates multiple copies of itself no bigger than pollen. These then get sneezed out her nostrils until they land on an egg-plant (not to be confused with eggplants, which the British call aubergines) . The fertilized egg-plants then morph into seeds, which grow into pods, which then explode in a mess and the spawns then go off to happily murder everything like good like dragon minions.