Guild Wars 2

All I wanted to do once I saw the Itzel was get an endless Itzel tonic.

ArenaNet, you have elected to disallow me from doing even that.

There’s an endless Nuhoch one, so why not an endless Itzel one?

Because we all want to be able to rapid fire arrows during the middle of a back flip while reciting a corny phrase with a bad spainiard accent.

Yes.

Honestly, this is kind of a confusing oversight to me. Anet put in a fat frog tonic, but not a little frog tonic.

Allow me to admit why I want this so badly.

I am a roleplayer. Tonics can make things fun. I wanted to roleplay an Itzel because my friend was going to roleplay a nuhoch. She can actually do her nuhoch, but my itzel can’t happen because Anet doesn’t do consistency.

We were going to have a bounce bros attack strategy and everything.

sigh. What could’ve been.

Anyway, Anet, please consider adding this in. Assuming you ever get this message, which I sincerely hope you do. I know it’s a small thing and you have bigger fish to fry, but if you fry this fish eventually, it’d be great.