The expansion is not about Mordremoth.

The expansion is not about Mordremoth.

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Posted by: Arioso.8519

Arioso.8519

Don’t you see?

Halloween dropping on the expansion launch makes perfect sense!

It’s right in the title!

Heart of Thorns

Sure, Mordy is all ‘planty’ and such and might have thorns, but there are much more obvious Thorns emerging on October 23! Namely, Mad King Oswald Thorn and Bloody Prince Edrick Thorn.

The true story of the expansion, will be about how the two royal thorns have a tear-filled heart to heart and finally reconcile thier family issues! It will be a heartwarming tale about how a shattered family finds what truely brings them together in a bond of father-son love: crushing Tyria beneath thier bootheels in a storm of bloody conquest!

Guild Wars 2: Heart Of Thorns:
A Lifetime Original Movie coming on October 3rd.

(Obviously not serious, but am I the only person that noticed the coincidence of the Expansion Title and the Name of our Mad King? Heart of Thorns is totally a pefect title for some sappy story about Mad King Thorn’s family)

Edit: Apparently I have no sense of time.

(edited by Arioso.8519)

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Posted by: Konig Des Todes.2086

Konig Des Todes.2086

No you’re not the only one. I’ve been seeing HoT-MKT jokes since they announced HoT would release with October.

Dear ANet writers,
Stop treating GW2 as a single story. Each Season and expansion should be their own story.

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Posted by: BrotherBelial.3094

BrotherBelial.3094

I wish HoT was about Thorn. I like his swagger.

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Posted by: Inculpatus cedo.9234

Inculpatus cedo.9234

You might mean October 23rd, rather than December 23rd.

Unless you know something about Wintersday we don’t? ; )

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Posted by: Arioso.8519

Arioso.8519

You might mean October 23rd, rather than December 23rd.

Unless you know something about Wintersday we don’t? ; )

A “Madness on Wintersday” event (rather than Nightmare on Christmas) would be interesting though. Man, imagine the dungeon you’d get from a Tixx/Thorn team-up?

Mad King’s Inquisition with snowballs! Tixx’s Infinirarium where you defend golems from attacking haloween creatures.

And the most ungodly holiday jumping puzzle mashup you’d get from the Winter Clcoktower…

If nothing else, the skins would be interesting.

Yeah though, fixed.

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Posted by: Silent The Gray.3091

Silent The Gray.3091

You might mean October 23rd, rather than December 23rd.

Unless you know something about Wintersday we don’t? ; )

A “Madness on Wintersday” event (rather than Nightmare on Christmas) would be interesting though. Man, imagine the dungeon you’d get from a Tixx/Thorn team-up?

Mad King’s Inquisition with snowballs! Tixx’s Infinirarium where you defend golems from attacking haloween creatures.

And the most ungodly holiday jumping puzzle mashup you’d get from the Winter Clcoktower…

If nothing else, the skins would be interesting.

Yeah though, fixed.

Anet please do this! There are enough NBC fans that would help drive it

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Posted by: Corelion.7460

Corelion.7460

you mean is not about Thorn, Odinn and Lokin?

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Posted by: BrettM.9062

BrettM.9062

Hmmm. But, if it was about a reconciliation between the Mad King and the Bloody Prince, wouldn’t the title have to be Hearts of Thorn instead of Heart of Thorns? Or maybe Hearts of Thorns would be better. Is there a grammarian in the house? We have a thorny problem here!

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Posted by: Iason Evan.3806

Iason Evan.3806

Maclaine and Bret Michaels collaborated on the theme song. that_shaman found it in the .dat files. It’s called, “Every Rose Has Its Heart of Thorns”.

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