Guild Wars 2

Introduction explaining how this is not a whiney hate post. Second line disproving the statement made in the first. Third line introducing the problems OP has with the new *insert mechanism here* that was shown in the blogpost.

Gross oversimplification of the proposed changes to *insert mechanism here*. Wild speculation of how this is going to ruin *insert PvE/sPvP/WvW/whatever you prefer here*. Assumptions about not being able to use *favorite build* anymore because of proposed changes to *insert mechanism here*.

Threaten to never play the game anymore if *insert mechanism here* gets implemented, while knowing deep down inside that you will keep playing anyway.

7/10 would read again.

Lulz. A fine summary, good man.

Yeah, if the game didn’t have big changes like this, people would complain about how stagnant it is (not that they don’t already).

And in a few years, after they adapt, if they make overarching changes again, they will complain about moving away for the system implemented in HoT. Some people just don’t like change.

But rantz are one of the things that make the interwebz so much fun….

Perhaps someone could turn this into an app? Where you have a generic text, and the * insert * bits give you drop down menus so you can mix n match different responses and reasons but all meaning the same thing – then copy & paste the results!

(p.s. joke – if someone out there knows how to create apps I’m joking!)

“go back 2 WoW” comment.

EDIT – Aslo “dibs on your bank” edit with por speling.

penelopehannibal.8947:

Perhaps someone could turn this into an app? Where you have a generic text, and the * insert * bits give you drop down menus so you can mix n match different responses and reasons but all meaning the same thing – then copy & paste the results!

(p.s. joke – if someone out there knows how to create apps I’m joking!)

Too late, I’m starting a Kickstarter. Think of the market for this! This will be a gold mine!

Weyrd.2794:

penelopehannibal.8947:

Perhaps someone could turn this into an app? Where you have a generic text, and the * insert * bits give you drop down menus so you can mix n match different responses and reasons but all meaning the same thing – then copy & paste the results!

(p.s. joke – if someone out there knows how to create apps I’m joking!)

Too late, I’m starting a Kickstarter. Think of the market for this! This will be a gold mine!

My idea for this is a link button to random gif or youtube insults that fit whatever you’re trying to potray or accomplish.

I expect my 3% through paypal

This might be my favorite thread ever.

Bartender.1674:

Introduction explaining how this is not a whiney hate post. Second line disproving the statement made in the first. Third line introducing the problems OP has with the new insert mechanism here that was shown in the blogpost.

Gross oversimplification of the proposed changes to insert mechanism here. Wild speculation of how this is going to ruin insert PvE/sPvP/WvW/whatever you prefer here. Assumptions about not being able to use favorite build anymore because of proposed changes to insert mechanism here.

Threaten to never play the game anymore if insert mechanism here gets implemented, while knowing deep down inside that you will keep playing anyway.

and none of that means they are wrong.

you could have made the same mock comment about the last trait revamp, and that person would actually have been correct.

just because you dont like some ones tone, or want to hear what they are saying doesnt mean they are crazy

Mad libs of rants! I like it!

Introduction explaining how this is not a whiney hate post. Second line disproving the statement made in the first. Third line introducing the problems OP has with the new Fart that was shown in the blogpost.
Gross oversimplification of the proposed changes to Fart. Wild speculation of how this is going to ruin Fart. Assumptions about not being able to use Fart anymore because of proposed changes to Fart.
Threaten to never play the game anymore if Fart gets implemented, while knowing deep down inside that you will keep playing anyway.

Hutchy.5430:

Introduction explaining how this is not a whiney hate post. Second line disproving the statement made in the first. Third line introducing the problems OP has with the new Fart that was shown in the blogpost.
Gross oversimplification of the proposed changes to Fart. Wild speculation of how this is going to ruin Fart. Assumptions about not being able to use Fart anymore because of proposed changes to Fart.
Threaten to never play the game anymore if Fart gets implemented, while knowing deep down inside that you will keep playing anyway.

I’m confident I love you…..