Guild Wars 2

We all remember Mr. Blingg, Subdirector of the Consortium. All those dedicated hours he spent voicing the Consortium’s newest resort destination with never ending enthusiasm.

No doubt you chewed off one of your legs after hearing his famous quote “Citizens–coming soon, the newest and most unique resort destination in all of Tyria! Brought to you by the Consortium!”

As painful as he was to experience, he did give me an idea which I’ve decided to post here now my leg has been sewn back on.

I want you to come up with a small advertisement line in the same style as Blingg’s quote; This has to be in the GW2 universe, but can be of your own invention. This is a small game to test the creativity of anyone who wishes to participate!

Your advertisement message can be anything between a new weapon developed by the Charr to take down aggressive seagulls to a fancy restaurant that only serves Quaggans.

There’s ONE catch to this, your sentence must end with “Brought to you by the Consortium!”

Blingg isn’t the only one who can double suicide rates in Lion’s Arch!

I’ll start.

Citizens-coming soon! All the way from the green county of Kessex comes a new taste sensation, Kessex Fried Moa! Our Moa’s are hand picked from specially trained Hunts-men and fried using our delicious secret recipe by our professionally trained cooks. KFM is a finger-licking delicacy that will be open in Lion’s Arch come next month so look out for us in the Trader’s Forum! Brought to you by the Consortium!