Guild Wars 2

Post your favorite quotes/ dialogue from characters in game.

for me, its the quotes that made me love Tybalt (and to a lesser extent. Zojja, she had some good moments, just not as many)

Quote:Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: I’m Two-Tibbs A’Wisker, and this is Bloodcovered Backstabbin’ Blackjack the Blade. Yarr. Raise the crow’s foot and rope down the jib-jabber…gabber…thingy…

Quote:Demmi Beetlestone: That was incredible! My heart is racing. Do you two do this kind of thing all the time?
Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: All day, and all night. And then the next day, and the next, but not the day after. That’s a holyday.

Quote: Tybalt(as he’s walking to his death): LI’ve done a lot of things wrong in my life. But this one thing, I’m gonna do right. I won’t let you have them!
—————lets see Trahearne say ANYTHING as epic as that.—————-

Tybalt: I feel as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs…

Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: I haven’t always lived bravely, but I think…I think I’d like to die that way.

and this entire mission xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZW5FXVv_jg

Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: Don’t be frightened. When you stand with the Order of Whispers, you never stand alone.

Ministry Commander Landon: Lady Beetlestone, if you think a few apple barrels will stop me, you’re going to be disappointed.
Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: Landon, you’ve got two disappointments coming. First, Demmi’s not going back with you. Second…
Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: These aren’t apple barrels!

Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: My name is Tybalt Leftpaw, Lightbringer of the Order of Whispers, and that’s Agent to you!

Zojja: This lab is the perfect place to run a full battery of tests. There’s good equipment here and more importantly, it’s not mine. So i won’t care if it gets destroyed

Zojja: Or just think of it as “We need it more and we’re smarter than him”. Whatever works.

Tybalt: We’re here to abscond with you….and the beer. The beer’s already vanished into thin air, so now its your turn.

(Player character): Sort of. The idea starts with “run for it” and generally goes downhill from there. Come on!

Those are lovely Tybalt quotes. I’d add “Spoilers” to your title, though, as a number of those lines are extra delightful the first time you see them in the PS and some players won’t know that Tybalt walks to his death.

Donari.5237:

Those are lovely Tybalt quotes. I’d add “Spoilers” to your title, though, as a number of those lines are extra delightful the first time you see them in the PS and some players won’t know that Tybalt walks to his death.

sure sure. though i feel sorry for peeps who dont know by now xD

In the Ash Legion storyline for Charr you have to kill a a traitor that joined the Flame Legion, called Trybulus Griefblade (that name is pretty rad, I might say). After you put a stop to his plans Rytlock has the following to say:

Rytlock Brimstone: Ha! Nice work, soldier. That was so much fun, I don’t want to stop. Here, I’ll hold up Trybulus’ body, and you kill him again.

Also the entirety of the Norn “blacked out” storyline is super quotalbe. In their drunken state the Norn PC and a Charr stole a vehicle and then forgot where they parked it leading to this:

Mangonel Gearstrip: Hey, Slayer? Any luck remembering where we took it? I remember driving through snow, trying to spell “JORMAG EATS DUNG!” That was your idea.

Ahhh, more pointless and uninstigated Trahearne hate by the OP. That’s a popular quote in of itself!

ahem

Anyways, my favorite lines are many:

I would add the line from Rytlock during the Ash storyline, but Buddha posted it. :P

Looks like we agree on some of the OoW lines, but they’re gold, so hard not to.

I only like the line with the female human voice, since the drunkness is more hilarious than the other voices to me.
Demmi Beetlestone: “Thank the goddess Lyssa! I was starting to think the order had forgotten me. Do you have a plan to get us out of this place alive?”
PC: "Sort of. The idea starts with “run for it” and generally goes downhill from there. Come on!"
So you can hear what I mean: https://youtu.be/MWwLxwvspy8?t=13m20s

Tybalt: “Burn me, I’m a human girl! Whoa, I’ve got two hands and some lovely…apples.”

Zojja: “Teyo? Oh! For a second there, I thought someone dangerous was behind this.”

Shashoo: “Foo on big-eye! Boo on big-eye! You show quaggans where to go and who to fight. Quaggans will do it.”

Merri Sunbower: “Should we try to look more Risen? I could shuffle around, or rot a little, or something…”

Countess Anise: “Reminding her of this will be enough to make her drop her lie faster than Faren’s dignity.”

I’m sure there are more, but I just can’t think of them on the spot.

Before LA was rebuilt and after we finish Season 2 of the Living World you could find Ellen kiel, Magnus, Evon, and Hero-Tron in Fort Mariner. We get this little gem:

Evon Gnashblade: There he is, the hero of the hour. So, my son, how did it go?
Hero-Tron: Error: This—unit—is—not—your—offspring.
Evon Gnashblade: It’s a term of affection. Now, answer the question.

Another gem conversation – from the sylvari PS:

Cai: “Fantastic! It worked! I thought we had no chance.”
<Valiant>: “Hang on. Cai? What happened? Where’d the dredge go?”
Cai: “Dredge… right… wow, that stuff was strong. Don’t worry. The good guys won, Waine fell over like a chump, and we’ve got Caladbolg.”
<Valiant>: “But… the oozes! The oozes! And the dredge!”
Cai: “Hoo, boy. We’d better get out of here, before you start calling me Queen Jennah and thanking me for the tea.”

The female voice acting for the PC there was pure gold.