GW Lore: Out the Door? (Balthazar)
If you’ve been taking lore seriously up till this point then you must have been using some amazing mental gymnastics since they have been making bad lore/changing decent lore ever since guild wars 2 was conceived at anet.
@Tachenon: Outfits aren’t lore determining.
@Manimarco: Eh, since Living World was in production, I’d say.
Stop treating GW2 as a single story. Each Season and expansion should be their own story.
Not lore determining? Pshaw. Next you’ll be telling me quaggan backpacks and alicorn short bows aren’t lore determining.
Next you’ll be telling me quaggan backpacks and alicorn short bows aren’t lore determining.
They never talk about the roving mobs of baby quaggan clubbers…
If you’ve been taking lore seriously up till this point then you must have been using some amazing mental gymnastics since they have been making bad lore/changing decent lore ever since guild wars 2 was conceived at anet.
I love almost all of Guild Wars 2 lore, but of course, I have to be using mental gymnastics because how can someone even conceive of a differing opinion. I just that carrraaazy.
I have to admit, after I got to the “charr on motorbikes” bit, I didn’t really see anything else. Mostly because I couldn’t really see anything else.
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Next you’ll be telling me quaggan backpacks and alicorn short bows aren’t lore determining.
They never talk about the roving mobs of baby quaggan clubbers…
Doesn’t one of them have a ‘no quaggans were harmed in making this backpack’ description?
’Course, that might be only ONE.
People don’t hate Scarlet like Game of Thrones fans hate Joffrey.
They hate her the way Star Wars fans hate Jar Jar Binks.
I have to admit, after I got to the “charr on motorbikes” bit, I didn’t really see anything else. Mostly because I couldn’t really see anything else.
Coming this summer… Rytlock as Mad Max!
Doesn’t one of them have a ‘no quaggans were harmed in making this backpack’ description?
That what the Evon Gnashblade wants you to think! Secretly the Black Lion Trading Post pays armies of destitute citizens of Lions Arch to hunt down and club baby Quaggans to death so we can wear their husks at pack pieces! Oh the Quagganity!
/TinFoilHat
Doesn’t one of them have a ‘no quaggans were harmed in making this backpack’ description?
That what the Evon Gnashblade wants you to think! Secretly the Black Lion Trading Post pays armies of destitute citizens of Lions Arch to hunt down and club baby Quaggans to death so we can wear their husks at pack pieces! Oh the Quagganity!
/TinFoilHat
Why not? It’s good money using the hides to make the backpieces and baby Quaggan tastes just like chicken. (Fried Quaggan strips with French fries. Yum!)
ANet may give it to you.
I have to admit, after I got to the "charr on motorbikes" bit, I didn’t really see anything else. Mostly because I couldn’t really see anything else.
Me too. Now I want Rox to star as a charr dissatisfied with her warband in a film called "The Charr on a Motorcycle". I’m sure she can source a blonde wig from Kasmeer.
I have to admit, after I got to the “charr on motorbikes” bit, I didn’t really see anything else. Mostly because I couldn’t really see anything else.
Me too. Now I want Rox to star as a charr dissatisfied with her warband in a film called “The Charr on a Motorcycle”. I’m sure she can source a blonde wig from Kasmeer.
AKA ‘Furred Under Leather’. With a little sidecar for Frostbite.
I have to admit, after I got to the “charr on motorbikes” bit, I didn’t really see anything else. Mostly because I couldn’t really see anything else.
Me too. Now I want Rox to star as a charr dissatisfied with her warband in a film called “The Charr on a Motorcycle”. I’m sure she can source a blonde wig from Kasmeer.
AKA ‘Furred Under Leather’. With a little sidecar for Frostbite.
Oh, Frostbite! In a sidecar! Too adorable! XD
Might be a bit off topic, but if they were to ever introduce mounts in this game, the Charr would totally get motorcycles.
Might be a bit off topic, but if they were to ever introduce mounts in this game, the Charr would totally get motorcycles.
I want one of those race cars the charr have near Black Citadel’s front entrance.