Guild Wars 2

So the pact got owned. I don’t understand how they weren’t prepared for the possibility that vines might come out of the ground and attack them. That’s what we’ve been dealing with this entire season. How were they possibly ill prepared for this??

I think they have had very limited information despite the resources they have at their disposal. I mean, they just amassed weapons and we just took on the mordrem head on.

That isn’t the reason the Pact lost. The vines broke some of the ships, but not all. The rest of the ships were taken down from within.

OK here goes, here comes the truth that you didn’t expect:

It all goes back to the day when Mordremoth came up the idea of with leaving a few seeds of his to one day grow up to a huge Champion of his that is capable of spawning an endless amount of more smaller minions, which head he would insert full with false visions called “the dream”, which top priory was to take out a competitor located southeast of him.
Making this champion know – yet not know – it actually is his minion, letting them live in an illusion they have a free will, and this crusade of theirs is not steered by him thus gaining full trust of other Tyrians and joining forces to destroy Zhaitan (not him simply by pretending to be asleep)
After successfully destroying Zhaitan and all his forces that whole area he occupied is suddenly free for taking since Kralkatorrik is busy weeping in the desert and Bubbles is busy doing dragon stuff somewhere underwater that will forever be irrelevant.
Now has come the time to simply waltz in and conquer aaaaaaaaalll that sweet magic and land for himself, he proceeds in picking some random minion of his called Ce-rar—rarara-Cea? Whatever, he picks Scarlet as his nickname and to wake himself up, then continues to roll through Tyria doing whatever he wants, in the form of this one minion of his. All that destruction in that little form! Imagine him doing the same as himself.
Ok eventually when he has completed his mission some random guys come and 5v1 him on his drill, whatever.
Ok now the oooo-sooo-scary-pact who think they are doing things of free will fly towards him, time to flip the “obey-me”-switch to on his minions, SNAP no more Pact and all that land plus your minions belongs to you now

tl;dr; everything including Zhaitans death was planned by Mordremoth and you were mere puppets in his grand scheme of total world domination

Vikkela.7261:

OK here goes, here comes the truth that you didn’t expect:

It all goes back to the day when Mordremoth came up the idea of with leaving a few seeds of his to one day grow up to a huge Champion of his that is capable of spawning an endless amount of more smaller minions, which head he would insert full with false visions called “the dream”, which top priory was to take out a competitor located southeast of him.
Making this champion know – yet not know – it actually is his minion, letting them live in an illusion they have a free will, and this crusade of theirs is not steered by him thus gaining full trust of other Tyrians and joining forces to destroy Zhaitan (not him simply by pretending to be asleep)
After successfully destroying Zhaitan and all his forces that whole area he occupied is suddenly free for taking since Kralkatorrik is busy weeping in the desert and Bubbles is busy doing dragon stuff somewhere underwater that will forever be irrelevant.
Now has come the time to simply waltz in and conquer aaaaaaaaalll that sweet magic and land for himself, he proceeds in picking some random minion of his called Ce-rar—rarara-Cea? Whatever, he picks Scarlet as his nickname and to wake himself up, then continues to roll through Tyria doing whatever he wants, in the form of this one minion of his. All that destruction in that little form! Imagine him doing the same as himself.
Ok eventually when he has completed his mission some random guys come and 5v1 him on his drill, whatever.
Ok now the oooo-sooo-scary-pact who think they are doing things of free will fly towards him, time to flip the “obey-me”-switch to on his minions, SNAP no more Pact and all that land plus your minions belongs to you now

tl;dr; everything including Zhaitans death was planned by Mordremoth and you were mere puppets in his grand scheme of total world domination

Terrible syntax and grammar, but hell, was a good read.

Vikkela.7261:

OK here goes, here comes the truth that you didn’t expect:

It all goes back to the day when Mordremoth came up the idea of with leaving a few seeds of his to one day grow up to a huge Champion of his that is capable of spawning an endless amount of more smaller minions, which head he would insert full with false visions called “the dream”, which top priory was to take out a competitor located southeast of him.
Making this champion know – yet not know – it actually is his minion, letting them live in an illusion they have a free will, and this crusade of theirs is not steered by him thus gaining full trust of other Tyrians and joining forces to destroy Zhaitan (not him simply by pretending to be asleep)
After successfully destroying Zhaitan and all his forces that whole area he occupied is suddenly free for taking since Kralkatorrik is busy weeping in the desert and Bubbles is busy doing dragon stuff somewhere underwater that will forever be irrelevant.
Now has come the time to simply waltz in and conquer aaaaaaaaalll that sweet magic and land for himself, he proceeds in picking some random minion of his called Ce-rar—rarara-Cea? Whatever, he picks Scarlet as his nickname and to wake himself up, then continues to roll through Tyria doing whatever he wants, in the form of this one minion of his. All that destruction in that little form! Imagine him doing the same as himself.
Ok eventually when he has completed his mission some random guys come and 5v1 him on his drill, whatever.
Ok now the oooo-sooo-scary-pact who think they are doing things of free will fly towards him, time to flip the “obey-me”-switch to on his minions, SNAP no more Pact and all that land plus your minions belongs to you now

tl;dr; everything including Zhaitans death was planned by Mordremoth and you were mere puppets in his grand scheme of total world domination

Please note the above is primarily speculation.
What we do know is about the Packs defeat is A) they weren’t expecting such a large counter attack (Mordy is still not yet fully awakened) B ) they didn’t expect the Sylvari to turn on them.

Novuake.2691:

Terrible syntax and grammar, but hell, was a good read.

I admit it was written 6 in the morning and being a little influenced myself by a common poison

CureForLiving.5360:

Please note the above is primarily speculation.
What we do know is about the Packs defeat is A) they weren’t expecting such a large counter attack (Mordy is still not yet fully awakened) they didn’t expect the Sylvari to turn on them.

Noo you have to open your eyes! This is what is really really happening!!

It was a stupid plan too.
Come on lets all shoot at the ground..

Keep in mind which race the leader of the Pact belong(ed) to.
For all we know the move was planned by Mordremoth.

Windu The Forbidden One.6045:

It was a stupid plan too.
Come on lets all shoot at the ground..

Reminded me of that scene in Tremors, with Burt and Heather Gummer on the roof of their house, shooting at a Graboid below.

Heather: You didn’t get penetration even with the elephant gun.
Burt: Bleep!
Heather: Good Lord!
Burt (on radio): Val, we can’t get ’em. I never figured on having to shoot through dirt.

Mordremoth. Mordremoth rhymes with Sid the prehistoric sloth.
Sid has 3 letters.
A triangle has 3 sides.
Illuminati’s logo is a triangle.
Still don’t believe me?
Mordremoth has 10 letters.
What else has 10 letters?
That’s right. Illuminati.
Still don’t believe me?
Mordremoth is the second dragon we fight.
One dragon is currently dead.
2+1 is 3 illuminati has 3 sides.
3 out of 3 Mordremoth is Illuminati confirmed.