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The Bunny King!

So there’s a ‘Bunny Champion’ in the fractals… why isn’t there a bunny king?

Seriously, why not have a special mission like the Cow Level in Diablo 2, but ours would be to fight the Bunny King!

Think about it, you have to go through this crazy land, filled w/ bunnies, pink bunnies, star bunnies, astro bunnies, to take back the land from the evil bunny king terrorizing it!

At the end of the map you would fight a ginormous Bunny Rabbit w/ a crown on its head… only to find out it was just a machine being piloted by an itty bitty bunny rabbit!

Little did you know this puny bunny rabbit had astronomical super powers that could KO you and your team w/ 1-hit kills or AoE 1-hit kills! “Zomg, the bunny king has gone maaaaaaaad!!” :O

C’mon guys, I wanna see this as a special fun zone. The prerequisites need to be super hard, yet fun… like a long scavenger hunt. Once you get certain items you then place them at a bunny alter to enter into the bunny land.

Forget Karka being hard to fight, I want to fight bunnies! :P

The Bunny King!

in Lore

Posted by: mercury ranique.2170

mercury ranique.2170

With the heavy male Norn voice you can sometimes hear at Hangrammr Climb’s heart ‘Help Bjarni honor the Hare spirit’ I shout ‘Bunny, Bunny, Bunnyyyyyyy’ to that.

Arise, ye farmers of all nations
Arise, opressed of Tyria!

The Bunny King!

in Lore

Posted by: Son of Elias.5420

Son of Elias.5420

When we finally fight Jormag, Hare will be the one who delivers the killing blow. Because Jormag doesn’t have a Holy Hand Grenade.

“A man who trusts everyone is a fool.
And a man who trusts no one is a fool.
We are all fools, if we live long enough.”

The Bunny King!

in Lore

Posted by: Curae.1837

Curae.1837

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

that’s the first thing I thought of tbh xD

“When we remember that we are all mad.
The mysteries dissapear and life stands explained.”

The Bunny King!

in Lore

Posted by: Son of Elias.5420

Son of Elias.5420

Truly, Hare is the most feared of all the Wild Spirits.

“A man who trusts everyone is a fool.
And a man who trusts no one is a fool.
We are all fools, if we live long enough.”

The Bunny King!

in Lore

Posted by: loneknight.8425

loneknight.8425

Curae.1837:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

It will be cooler if there is an intro cutscene based on ‘Holy Grail’ (My fave is the ‘Black Knight’ scene XD) to kick off the event:

1) A norn leads a group of pact soldiers to the Bunny King’s cave. The pact commander, who finds the concept of killer rabbits a joke, sends one of the soldiers to kill a champion rabbit that happens to be at the entrance of the cave, who promptly get KO with 1 hit. A Priory researcher (named Holly) volunteers to run back to camp to retrieve an experimental weapon she works on that maybe effective for killing the rabbits.

2) Meanwhile the player will follow the rest of the pact soldiers to charge into the cave, killing the overpowered rabbits all the way to the end of the cave, where the Bunny King awaits;

3) Before Bunny King fight commences, Holly returns with her anti-rabbit invention which she proudly intro as “Holly’s Hand Grenade” XD

3) After the Bunny King is defeated, the group suddenly find themselves surrounded by a huge number of rabbits which pops up from the ground. The Pact commander finally loses it & shouts “Run away! Run away!!”, with the rest of soldiers follow him escaping from the cave XD

If Anet is going to do this, I hope they can rope in Eric Idle or John Cleese to do some of the voice-overs.

The thief who did dat – Crystal Desert