The real enemy of Tyria

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Posted by: Thevoidiscold.4910

Thevoidiscold.4910

A lot of people like that the undead are the main enemy well the undead and of course dragons. A lot of people think the chars should of bin the bad guys. People think humans should try and fight back again. Everyone thinks a race should be a bad guy. That the undead are to old of a concept. All this is kitten yo. If this was reality we would have to worry about only one race. The Quaggans. They are pure evil, minions from the void itself. They look all cute and kitten but they are bad kitten crazy, when they go Cooo and Hooo You may think that’s cute, but those are actually orders being shouted out in ancient Quaggan tongue ORDERS OF ATTACK! And you may think they are stupid, but its just a disguise ye dig? And nothing is more terrifying then when the quaggans lose it and turn in to the weird shark pirahnea things. I kitten brix every time. Like freaking fish on cocaine or something. Either way I think its clear, they are the threat. Hell they live in the water,they could be poisoning it or hiding mass weapons in the ocean. Preparing for Q day, when they rise from the depths and burn the surface world and all on it. Man My heart is beating just thinking about it.

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Posted by: Reiven.2543

Reiven.2543

For sure. I have a few gold bet down that the quaggan are infact the servants of Bubbles. More attention needs to be brought to this threat.

Seriously though alcohol/drugs/imagination is really funny sometimes O.o

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Posted by: Tanith.5264

Tanith.5264

OP, if you would just get right with the quaggans and prepare for the advent of UberQuaggan, these things would not frighten you so badly.

(thumps her Quagganomicon for emphasis)

;)

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Posted by: Wiser with Age.3714

Wiser with Age.3714

Now all we need is a Human Engineer with the Merchant background to come wandering into this thread holding their pseudo-shotgun Rifle and muttering about SMart.

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Posted by: Thevoidiscold.4910

Thevoidiscold.4910

You are all wise, We must spread the truth to more people. Its tyrias only hope.

Ariel Ostrovsky
Blackgate/Guardian
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