Guild Wars 2

With this latest Meat Scandal how can we be sure the meat the soldiers are getting in Butcher’s Block is really the meat they say it is?
How can we be sure we’re getting Moa and not Raptor?
And Dolyak instead of Cow?

Its all rather unsettling…

You think that’s air you’re breathing now?

Really, relating rl scandals into a video game? Well, whatever. You know that it’s cattle because you escort the cattle-to-be-slaughtered personally.

Anonymous The Spy.2491:

With this latest Meat Scandal how can we be sure the meat the soldiers are getting in Butcher’s Block is really the meat they say it is?
How can we be sure we’re getting Moa and not Raptor?
And Dolyak instead of Cow?

Its all rather unsettling…

How is that unsettling? They all sound tasty. Btw I’m not above eating a horse. (INB4 “The Charr ate all Tyrian horses” joke)

SOYLENT GREEN IS CHARR!

That’s why all the horses have disappeared.

IMO, better to eat real dolyak meat than “finely textured beef”, i.e. pink slime.

You know, my ranger tried asking the charr smoking the meat about where it came from but he looked over, noticed my ranger was a human and leered before asking: “You sure you want to know?”

I don’t go to Butcher’s Block anymore.

Well, you CAN get Slabs of Red Meat from Wolves, Bears and Jaguars… >.>

Tobias Trueflight.8350:

You know, my ranger tried asking the charr smoking the meat about where it came from but he looked over, noticed my ranger was a human and leered before asking: “You sure you want to know?”

I don’t go to Butcher’s Block anymore.

When I asked, the charr just told me “What does it matter? It’s tasty.”

Then he looked me over and went “And so are you…”

I’m going back for the booze, but I’ll stick to the pickled wurm eggs food-wise.

Human meat obviously.

Tremayne.6734:

Tobias Trueflight.8350:

You know, my ranger tried asking the charr smoking the meat about where it came from but he looked over, noticed my ranger was a human and leered before asking: “You sure you want to know?”

I don’t go to Butcher’s Block anymore.

When I asked, the charr just told me “What does it matter? It’s tasty.”

Then he looked me over and went “And so are you…”

I’m going back for the booze, but I’ll stick to the pickled wurm eggs food-wise.

He was flirting with you, obviously.

marnick.4305:

Human meat obviously.

Well they can’t eat humans anymore because of the treaty.
But soon they’ll run out of seperatists…

Soylent what?

Actually, I’d bet it’s probably Wurm. They have enough of ’em floatin around.