Guild Wars 2

These are sad days indeed for the environment of Tyria. Not a single tree reamins standing in Orr, this region, allready desolate and forboding, has been turned into a lifeless area. Hordes of crazed tyrians, eyes glazed over, logging axes in hands are charging all over the place mumbling in a mystical mantra “Find trees, low drop date, Find trees, low drop rate”.

The Risen stare confused as no one is attacking them, they have even started to shout “CHOP WOOD” instead of “DEAD GOOD!” I even saw a rather fat bottomed Norn agress a poor sylvari shouting “Drop me some cluster, drop em now!”. Something really needs to be done about this.

I tried to talk to the Pale tree, unfortunatly she said she didnt have the time as she is on her 46,763rd visit for the latest living story update, she wandered off and i heard her mumble " GG Anet, my brothers and sisters are being massacred and you got me stuck here doing living story. (On a side note, the pale tree looked even paler and her leaves were wilting, you may need to give her some fertiliser).

Please anet do something to end this Madness, before all of tyria ends up like this :

I got four Foxfire Clusters, then I decided to just wait and hope the price on the TP goes down while I figure out what to do with my many stacks of useless wood.

Read this and snorted tea. Thank you xD

Great post. +1 internetz to you, good sir.

I think a perma ban is a little extreme and would be ok with temp banning these people but at the same time only like half of all are receiving the treatment. Just punish them all.

I believe Ronin needs to watch the video more closely to get the true tone of this thread.

I myself will forever hear “CHOP … WOOD …” from Risen lips now (or whatever fleshless slits they have left where lips once formed).

Narwhalsbend — why not sell the wood and use the proceeds for the Clusters? Though I assume wood is not selling so well just now.