Guild Wars 2

I know i loved when Anet did the whole commando thing of april first few years back but wouldnt it be nice to actualy have in living world update phase for 2 weeks?
Maybe with a trip to the future and a glimps modern style military base to safe them from some sort of future threat?
heck i wouldnt mind gw3 to be in the future!

Plot Twist: Thaumanova Reactor involves Commandos.

That would be the one redeeming factor of Kiel besides her Charr First Mate.

Stay with me here.
The Commando appeared in Guild Wars as a time traveler from an alternate, dark future dominated by technology that the players avert by saving Gwen’s mom.
The Steam Creatures are from an alternate, dark future dominated by technology – their creation related to an Asura personal story. But even with their apparent defeat, they continue to appear in the world, in instances completely unrelated to the Asura.
Steam creatures are Asura in origin, but do not look anything like Asura technomagic. They DO look like a fusion of Dredge and Charr technology.
The Molten Alliance was all about fusing Dredge and Charr technology.
A large chunk of Norn personal story revolves around the Dredge advancing their technology – and the Inquest has been influencing the Dredge.
The Aetherblades attack Lion’s Arch, assassinate a member of the Council, and show an unusual interest in the Asura holoprojectors – a technology they already have access to a superior version of – and are working with the Inquest.
Aetherblade technology looks very much like a fusion of Inquest Asua and the newly unveiled Human Watchwork technology – which was unavailable prior to the Jubilee.
The Aetherblades attacked the Jubilee, and were able to control the Watchwork soldiers.
The Aetherblades have been appearing from steam creature portals and fighting alongside Steam Creatures attacking the Jubilee dignitaries and balloons.

The Aetherblades and the Steam Creatures are from the same dark, alternate future that the Commando stopped in Guild Wars, and have traveled through time to force the events that lead to their future to unfold. Guiding the development of their technology, and causing the political strife that will lead to the Inquest domination of the world and the establishment of their dark, technologically dominated future.
It just won’t necessarily be the Mysterious Stranger as the Grand High Sovereign this time around – Shodd is a probable replacement.

I can probably link the Southsun incidents, the Consortium’s interest in the Fractals, and the apparent sabotage at Wintersday to all this too, but I think I’ll take the tinfoil hat off now.

Man In Zero G.8312:

Stay with me here.
The Commando appeared in Guild Wars as a time traveler from an alternate, dark future dominated by technology that the players avert by saving Gwen’s mom.
The Steam Creatures are from an alternate, dark future dominated by technology – their creation related to an Asura personal story. But even with their apparent defeat, they continue to appear in the world, in instances completely unrelated to the Asura.
Steam creatures are Asura in origin, but do not look anything like Asura technomagic. They DO look like a fusion of Dredge and Charr technology.
The Molten Alliance was all about fusing Dredge and Charr technology.
A large chunk of Norn personal story revolves around the Dredge advancing their technology – and the Inquest has been influencing the Dredge.
The Aetherblades attack Lion’s Arch, assassinate a member of the Council, and show an unusual interest in the Asura holoprojectors – a technology they already have access to a superior version of – and are working with the Inquest.
Aetherblade technology looks very much like a fusion of Inquest Asua and the newly unveiled Human Watchwork technology – which was unavailable prior to the Jubilee.
The Aetherblades attacked the Jubilee, and were able to control the Watchwork soldiers.
The Aetherblades have been appearing from steam creature portals and fighting alongside Steam Creatures attacking the Jubilee dignitaries and balloons.

The Aetherblades and the Steam Creatures are from the same dark, alternate future that the Commando stopped in Guild Wars, and have traveled through time to force the events that lead to their future to unfold. Guiding the development of their technology, and causing the political strife that will lead to the Inquest domination of the world and the establishment of their dark, technologically dominated future.
It just won’t necessarily be the Mysterious Stranger as the Grand High Sovereign this time around – Shodd is a probable replacement.

I can probably link the Southsun incidents, the Consortium’s interest in the Fractals, and the apparent sabotage at Wintersday to all this too, but I think I’ll take the tinfoil hat off now.

All of this still doesn’t explain pinipals falling out of the sky in Bloodtide coast.

Aetherblades throwing them overboard from high altitude.

The Commandos have been working in the future-past-future-future to stop the past-future aetherblades from taking present day Divinity’s reach in the future-past. They have already completed their objective in the Alternate-past-future and they caused a split timeline for the future-past-future Player to take care of. Of course, all this already happened from our perspective, so we only see things advance normally, and out alternate-universe-past-future selves are working with the commandos, joing their ranks and whatnot. We will never see this, for it has already happened in the future, their plans have come to fruition, and they have already won. The Mysterious “Mr. E” Is the leader of the commandos, and is working with ourselves from the past in the future-present. Obviously.

We never get to experience any of these convoluted, Complex, meticulously intertwined events, because it is all taking place causing extreme time loops that in order to complete we can never take part in because we are already involved from the start, and involving ourself in the middle of such a complex plan would cause a paradox, because that was not how it happened. This living story is edgy and cool and complex and the mortal minds cannot comprehend this level of time looping because it is four dimensional. Obviously.

You can thank alternate past-future self for not allowing you to get involved in the future by never allowing these events to take place, making them take place.

I think I lost some IQ writing that.

Welp. Scarlet is definitely screwing with time:
http://www.guildwars2guru.com/topic/84822-watch-out-for-scarlet-on-august-20th/

“Tick tock goes the clock
It’s almost time for time to stop
Something you all must understand
Your world is built on fog and sand”

Thus: Commandos.

Zomaarwat.3912:

Man In Zero G.8312:

-snip-

All of this still doesn’t explain pinipals falling out of the sky in Bloodtide coast.

There are plenty of pinipals around the steam creatures in Lornar’s Pass. Maybe there is more to them.