Guild Wars 2

Like the title says. My wife couldn’t do a jumping puzzle to save her life, and I don’t have a Mesmer that can port her. Are there any easily accessible but maybe guarded open world chests that drop the Mysterious Grubby Package?

Look into the mini-dungeons. Also, you could just do the JP for her instead of Porting with a Mesmer. Since the option was mentioned, I’ll assume pride isn’t an issue. Unless ‘your wife’ really means ‘you’…

I… didn’t think of that. Why didn’t I think of that?

Alright, gonna go ahead and bang my head against the wall a few times, then run those JPs for her.

Small Doll
– Provernic Crypt [&BOQAAAA=]

Sparkling Tinsel
– http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Ship_of_Sorrows
– http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/The_Long_Way_Around
– http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Professor_Portmatt%27s_Lab counts as a JP but there is only swimming, no jumping

Purple Ball
– http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Tears_of_Itlaocol

Rocking Horse
– http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Wurmhowl_Spikes

Gold Ball
– Straits of Devastation
[&BPUCAAA=] Antheneum Waypoint at the god statue
[&BNEEAAA=] Conservatory should be fairly easy to see this chest once you get near
– Malchor’s Leap
any of the 3 chests under the grenth/balthazar/dwayana statues as well as the one at Hope Fall [&BKUCAAA=]

Green Ball
– http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Crimson_Plateau can’t think of a non-JP chest for this one but this is a fairly easy JP

100% sure about all of those except the Sparking Tinsel