Guild Wars 2

Think about it. He’s got a cool sword, he’s in Destiny’s Edge. He can kick Logan’s butt. He even pushes around that one girl from flame and frost. Is there anything he can’t do?

He’s such a Mary Sue.

DarcShriek.5829:

Think about it. He’s got a cool sword, he’s in Destiny’s Edge. He can kick Logan’s butt. He even pushes around that one girl from flame and frost. Is there anything he can’t do?

He’s such a Mary Sue.

Logan’s such a Mary Sue, he’s got cool armor and a sword, plus his hair makes him incredibly handsome, more handsome than that stupid Charr. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was actually a vampire that sparkled in sunlight.

Madora.9340:

DarcShriek.5829:

Think about it. He’s got a cool sword, he’s in Destiny’s Edge. He can kick Logan’s butt. He even pushes around that one girl from flame and frost. Is there anything he can’t do?

He’s such a Mary Sue.

Logan’s such a Mary Sue, he’s got cool armor and a sword, plus his hair makes him incredibly handsome, more handsome than that stupid Charr. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was actually a vampire that sparkled in sunlight.

I want to see that fight. WHO IS THE BIGGEST MARY SUE!?

RyuDragnier.9476:

I want to see that fight. WHO IS THE BIGGEST MARY SUE!?

Threarne

Zoltreez.6435:

RyuDragnier.9476:

I want to see that fight. WHO IS THE BIGGEST MARY SUE!?

Threarne

No, clearly it’s Patrick.

Nice post. I was getting sick and tired of all the Mary Sue name slinging going around the forums from people who have no idea what there talking about. This post totally lightened my mood, thank you.

Zoltreez.6435:

RyuDragnier.9476:

I want to see that fight. WHO IS THE BIGGEST MARY SUE!?

Threarne

We can’t have Trehearne without inviting Kormir.

Is it possible to set up a tournament, like in NCAA basketball?

DarcShriek.5829:

Zoltreez.6435:

RyuDragnier.9476:

I want to see that fight. WHO IS THE BIGGEST MARY SUE!?

Threarne

We can’t have Trehearne without inviting Kormir.

Is it possible to set up a tournament, like in NCAA basketball?

Of course! The refs will be the kinds of Mary Sue-dom, our player characters!

Zoltreez.6435:

RyuDragnier.9476:

I want to see that fight. WHO IS THE BIGGEST MARY SUE!?

Threarne

DarcShriek.5829:

Think about it. He’s got a cool sword, he’s in Destiny’s Edge. He can kick Logan’s butt. He even pushes around that one girl from flame and frost. Is there anything he can’t do?

He’s such a Mary Sue.

When the character is male, it’s Marty Stu. When it’s Scarlet, it’s Mary Sue.

rizzo.1079:

DarcShriek.5829:

Think about it. He’s got a cool sword, he’s in Destiny’s Edge. He can kick Logan’s butt. He even pushes around that one girl from flame and frost. Is there anything he can’t do?

He’s such a Mary Sue.

When the character is male, it’s Marty Stu. When it’s Scarlet, it’s Mary Sue.

What if the character is a hermaphrodite?

DarcShriek.5829:

rizzo.1079:

DarcShriek.5829:

Think about it. He’s got a cool sword, he’s in Destiny’s Edge. He can kick Logan’s butt. He even pushes around that one girl from flame and frost. Is there anything he can’t do?

He’s such a Mary Sue.

When the character is male, it’s Marty Stu. When it’s Scarlet, it’s Mary Sue.

What if the character is a hermaphrodite?

Depends on which gender they lean towards more. Marty Sue if male leaning and Mary Stu if female leaning.

Way too serious an answer! Let’s go with Mar Sue for hermaphrodites.

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