While running past one of the many toxic towers, I overheard a Scarlet hologram.
“Don’t you like me?” She asked. “Just give me a chance….” -insert evil cackle-
Well, okay now. That actually made me stop and look back at the hologram.
Now Scarlet, allow me to give you my answer….
-ahem-
ALL RIGHT SCARLET!! PUT UP YOUR FISTS AND STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR LITTLE HOLOGRAMS AND MINIONS!! YOU TEASE AND TAUNT ALL OF TYRIA, THEN RUN AWAY WITH YOUR CACKLES!! YOU WANNA ACT LIKE SOME BIG HOTSHOT LIKE THE HUMAN GODS? THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU GOT A ‘GLIMPSE’ OF THIS ETERNAL ALCHEMY JAZZ? WELL…..I GOT NEWS FOR YOU SISTER!! YOU’RE NOT IMMORTAL!! YOU AIN’T NO BETTER THAN THE REST OF US, YOU NARCISSISTIC WEEDY EXCUSE OF A VILLAIN!! YEAH YOU HEARD ME, I AIN’T SCARED OF YOU AT ALL!! YOU’RE NO DRAGON, YOU GOT NOTHING BUT YOUR TANGLED UP TURNIP BRAIN!!
-Takes a deep breath-
You can’t fool a mesmer. You can’t fool a Sylvari. And you definitely can’t fool a mesmer Sylvari. Come at me, sister! I’ll bedazzle you with my OWN minions and illusions! And they’re a lot better looking than you, hah!
