Guild Wars 2

Picture this in your mind.

You take your significant other to a secluded place, an intimate setting, just the two of you. She looks around, taking in the sights.
As she does, you go down on one knee and take her hand.
It trembles slightly, as you look deeply into her eyes, and say those four magical, wonderful, amazing, terrifyingly perfect words….

“Thanks for pitching in”.

That’s when a bystander whispers under his breath, “This won’t end well.”

Your significant other proceeds to throw insults like, “Your face look’s funny!”

You stand up and watch as she dashes away before you yell, “I’ll see you again!”

I thought the four magic words were ‘No time to explain’ lol

Could be worse. I used to make snappy observations like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I laughed. Good job, OP.

The best part is where he goes from a smooth “Thanks for pitching in” to a growly bass “Eternal vigilance” immediately after.