Guild Wars 2

Ok, so I love you Anet, but that first fight against Mordremoth’s pet just stank more than the southbound end of a northbound Dolyak. Give whoever designed that a push down the most convenient staircase for me. I just wound up standing at the respawn point in my underwear, giving myself a cramp in the neck by mashing “1” for forty minutes. I would rather French-kiss a running belt sander than have to play that again. What makes me annoyed the most though is that it wasn’t just hard, it was BORING. I tried using all my tactics, and when I did, I made less progress than when I just played the battle of attrition. I’m no game developer, but you guys are. Please, do something else. Even if it’s just reducing the health of the Dragon Tendrils, because 90% of that fight is killing them while you try to dance to a gray scale disco, dodging half the bright orange things you see and hoping to get lucky dodging the red circles from the tendrils that you can’t see. I spent maybe a total of thirty seconds shooting the actual dragon in its actual face. During this fight, I literally stopped caring why I was doing it, I just wanted it done. Needless to say, I’m going to have to hear from a reputable source that the later episodes are better before I toss you any more money for expansions or Seasons.