Guild Wars 2

I sent Ticket to nice Dev People to help and now go to the magic forum thingy (these mesmer’s and their fancy magic)

Hello, I am Tempest Leaf. Greatest Warrior EU and just MIGHTY, I come to the Devs Almighty as my ability to spam 2 with my greatsword is not solving my problem.

My problem is that my Head is big, I think it there is a slight case that I put a virus in my computer. It started today at 1 in the morning,losing my feeling as the Greatest WARRIOR EU, me being me decided to download some rather saucy pictures of Kasmeer Meade during her visit to the southsun cove;);) after admiring the pictures with all my MIGHT and feeling the again as the greatest warrior EU I went to practice combat with my eyes closed, needless to say Mr.Theodore had it coming.

Upon returning from my combat training and relogging I found my head to be big, I heard rumors that downloading pictures may contribue to notorious hideous things that cause problems on computing devices, since they are bad I shall call them Rangers, I think my computer got affected by a “Ranger” and now my once sexy, powerful warrior… has a head that my collectable Bob Saget Bobblehead doll would be proud of, but as he does not look like Bob Saget it does not fit.

This is why I ask the Almighty Dev’s to remove the “Ranger” effecting my precious Warrior and to repair it so the head is back to its glorious form, or to make my warrior look like Kasmeer (that might even be better).

Happy April fools, I lied, I never doubted I was the best Warrior EU, I AM the best Warrior eu.
Many Thanks,
Tempest Leaf,
Best Warrior EU
(and everywhere else)

Have very best day,
Signed,
Best Warior EU,
Tempest Leaf aka Kaptan Lafty

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I’m sorry for your pain and troubles. The sickness you are suffering from is a case known as “narcissism” as of yet there is no known cure to correct this issue. however there is a treatment to help relieve some of the pressure for your inflated head. I few sound smacks from a nerf bat will quickly help you and all your fellow warriors return to respectable size.

Chaotic Storm.2815:

I’m sorry for your pain and troubles. The sickness you are suffering from is a case known as “narcissism” as of yet there is no known cure to correct this issue. however there is a treatment to help relieve some of the pressure for your inflated head. I few sound smacks from a nerf bat will quickly help you and all your fellow warriors return to respectable size.

xD

This “Nerf bat” sounds like the perfect weapon for a warrior,

TEMPEST LEAF DEMANDS IT. <3

Imperator totius Sylvari.9164:

Chaotic Storm.2815:

I’m sorry for your pain and troubles. The sickness you are suffering from is a case known as “narcissism” as of yet there is no known cure to correct this issue. however there is a treatment to help relieve some of the pressure for your inflated head. I few sound smacks from a nerf bat will quickly help you and all your fellow warriors return to respectable size.

xD

This “Nerf bat” sounds like the perfect weapon for a warrior,

TEMPEST LEAF DEMANDS IT. <3

Sorry, the thief of kaineng stole it before it arrived. Now I shall wield it against you to destroy you MIGHT!

Chaotic Storm.2815:

I’m sorry for your pain and troubles. The sickness you are suffering from is a case known as “narcissism” as of yet there is no known cure to correct this issue. however there is a treatment to help relieve some of the pressure for your inflated head. I few sound smacks from a nerf bat will quickly help you and all your fellow warriors return to respectable size.

Oh my god that made me laugh way too much. XD

Imperator totius Sylvari.9164:

Hello, I am Tempest Leaf. Greatest Warrior EU and just MIGHTY, I come to the Devs Almighty as my ability to spam 2 with my greatsword is not solving my problem.
(…) since they are bad I shall call them Rangers, I think my computer got affected by a “Ranger” and now my once sexy, powerful warrior… (…)

If I had more time to play GW2 and nothing better to do I’d get on my Ranger and take you along to solo some champs, see who would fail first.