What to play and why it's boring ?
Not sure what did i just read. And have no idea what the question is.
^ I read that twice and I still dont understand.. I think OP doesnt like pve because he finds it slow? and doesnt like pvp because the maps are confusing? (not really just play on point..) and theres no “open pvp” meaning he may have not discovered WvW??
As for playing a thief its designed to be squishy.. youre a thief learn to move and dodge, thiefs can poison just like necros so im not what that point is trying to accomplish. 2nd thieves have the highest escape of any class with stealth, blinds and evades. Maybe OP just needs to play the class more and learn some techniques?
Tried to understand, and got a nosebleed.
Crystal Desert
PvE: You can go anywhere. There is no giant arrow spoon feeding you where to go, just pick anything you’d like to do and go do it.
Dual wield as in carry 2 weapons? Every single proffession can do that. Or do you mean dual wield as in carry 2 of the same weapons? Warrior (axe, sword), Elementalist (dagger), Necromancer (dagger), Engineer (pistol), Ranger (axe), Mesmer (sword) and Thief (pistol, dagger) can do that. That’s every proffession besides Guardian, haha.
So if you like conditions go Necro. They also have minions they can summon. If you like the clones go Mesmer. Elementalist also has 2 summons, but they’re not very important for the class itself. Ranger gets it’s pet, which is also some sort of summon, Guardian can summon spirit weapons and Engineer can summon turrets.
I can’t say anything about sPvP as I rarely play that, but have you tried WvW?
Okay, OP. Take a deep breath, and leave your computer. Go for a walk. Eat a Snickers. You’re not you when you’re hungry. Come back, and calmly try asking your question again.