Guild Wars 2

i understand what ANET was trying to do.
November 15th 11am pst

“why do they keep making posts about when the patch will be out? why cant they be patient were going as fast as we can”

“wish there was a way to teach them a lesson”

“hey do you notice that losing teams keep dwindling in”

“yes i do”

“ok lets teach them a lesson that dwindling in is a bad idea”

“sounds good can we also teach them that running in like a mad man has consequences”

“ok here is my idea lets put a guaranteed 20 second from death timer”

“sounds good so if a mad man runs out trying to be a hero his whole team will yell at him for losing them the game making it 4v5 for 20 seconds plus long run back to fight”

“what about after the rest of the team loses the 4v5 wont they just regroup?”

“nope this is the really funny part. the hero will not wait to regroup they will run out there again and just die making the team regrouping either wait 1 min for them to die and respawn again or run out there 4v5 again”

“lol this will be fun to see how the community reacts to this”

“so maybe after a couple days we will change it to a downed timer (23 seconds from when they go down) so they understand that taking a person out is the smartest idea”

“ok this all sounds good but 1 last question. what if the community likes the 20 seconds and learns to play as a team”

“lol that wont happen they will be to busy making forum posts instead of trying to adapt. all the heroes running around solo will not stand for this”

November 15th 4pm pst

“Ok we did it its in i cant wait for the rage”

“me either, this will teach them to be mean to us on the forums”

November 20th 11am

“well that was fun now lets make a real timer”

" i already got it ready to update"

“ok it looks great so when they go down a 23 second timer starts, sounds like a perfect timer”

“one last thing, can we wait until 6pm pst so we know they are in the middle of a paid tournament and will have to re enter a round with less ppl then 5?”

“lol lets do it”

this will teach you guys to be mean to ANET.
learn to take a chill pill look at every angle of what they do before complaining.
we dont want a random weird change like this to ever happen again because you made ANET mad.

so be nice about future nerfs and fixes or else another troll timer like change will happen.

you been warned

You should write fan fictions about GW2 and Anet… they’ll be a huge success.

its after 6 lets see if the spawn time was changed.

just looked yes it was changed to 15 seconds.
you ppl at ANET are to funny.

keep up the good work. ty