Guild Wars 2

Hey d00dz, this is meant more as a parody rather than an actual campaign, though I will throw in a couple facts about myself in here.

About me: I love omelettes, short walks along the park, dogs, video games, and when I don’t get Skyhammer pops, GW2.

I am the current roaming support player for Outplayed By Children [GG]; I main guard, but currently play elementalist, since it fits better in our comp. We run 5 DPS. I’ve always enjoyed the role of support and I actively try to come up with different support builds for all classes.

I can’t guarantee that we’ll win, but I can definitely guarantee we won’t go down without a fight, and maybe even pulling a new trick out of the bag.

Onto my list of fake promises and corny campaign slogans (ANet pls don’t take these seriously)
If elected:

1. I will not tire until Skyhammer is removed from solo queue. Queue loud cheers & uncontrollable clapping.
2. I will not tire until Pirate runes are deleted from SPvP.
3. I will bring out the wrath of SPIRIT WEAPON GUARD in at least 1 game!!! (yo this one is for real, I’ll do it!)

Help bring salvation the Heart of the Mists, Vote Acandis 4 All-Starz 2k14.

I wish you all a merry day, and remember a vote for Acandis is a vote for a better NA.

U get carried. /15

Backpack is just salty about you being more esports than him, Acandis.

I voted for you because I respect the way you play and think you bring a unique perspective both build-wise and rotation-wise. I really hope you get to go.

1/10th the guardian of Davinci
1/29th the ele of Kuro

@bkpk , sorry I forgot to mention how hard you carry us.

@lux, thanks bud!

@bry, thanks for the tough love.