Guild Wars 2

Yo I was strolling, chillin’ in the desert with my sandwurm buddies. I turns out they are getting pretty angry at this whole skyhammer business: they ain’t no dead meat eaters. They want fresh blood, or veggies, but no corpses. I hear they say the feeling of lameness from falling through the glass floors makes the flesh taste bad. Can’t blame them.

#Sandwurmlove2014

EWWWW dat skill bar lol , nice selfie tho must learn ele moar son ty

Decrypter.1785:

EWWWW dat skill bar lol , nice selfie tho must learn ele moar son ty

his skillbar is fine actually lol, he should take tornado instead glyph in skyhmmaer tho!

That facial expression pretty much sums up Sky hammer.

Eurantien.4632:

That facial expression pretty much sums up Sky hammer.

Exactly.

Stop polluting the desert. Save the wurms. Stop skyhammer!

I love getting thrown off the cliff and not dying. Watching as wurms slowly kill me as my team mates are asking where i am.

Wait, why are the sandwurms not eating you dude? AND WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO BLUE???

MUAD’DIB! MUAD’DIB! MUAD’DIB! MUAD’DIB!

Zelyhn Lekovitch.2867:

Yo I was strolling, chillin’ in the desert with my sandwurm buddies. I turns out they are getting pretty angry at this whole skyhammer business: they ain’t no dead meat eaters. They want fresh blood, or veggies, but no corpses. I hear they say the feeling of lameness from falling through the glass floors makes the flesh taste bad. Can’t blame them.

I don’t know which hippie vegan sandwurms you’re talking to, but all of my sandwurm buddies say the tears of skyhammer noobs are the sweetest nectar.

manveruppd.7601:

Wait, why are the sandwurms not eating you dude? AND WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO BLUE???

MUAD’DIB! MUAD’DIB! MUAD’DIB! MUAD’DIB!

I love you

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