Guild Wars 2

Heya, I just wanted to present an excellent and once-in-a-life-time opportunity for all you esphats pvpers this weekend! On Friday night, I will be in downtown Toronto (that’s right…downtown Toronto…no it’s not the capital of Canada…I don’t know where Seattle is actually) to visit some friends (in igloos and maybe by the Ranch). If you live nearby you should come on by to celebrate the victories of ToL2 and have a beer o-…err I mean have some lemonade, on me ofc (for you scrupulous 19 yearolds. Thats right, moral integrity in the true north slides down the hockey rink when you are 20!). I promise we will have a good time….I will pay for all bills and accidental attacks on beavers/polar bears, and rest assured no stabbing will occur.

If you dont live in Toronto, thats okay…I can call in my billion dollar private Esports chopper(personally signed by Josh Davis and co., and also piloted by Blu, Sireph, and Ender) to celebrate todays monumentous victory for all teams. Again, thank you to all teams…this ToL was a blast to watch and play in. I look forward to future tournies such as this.