Hello my friends of gw2 this is my farewell address, i don’t know when i’ll be back if ever. I was recently called away on a secret mission by the “bureau” I just want you all to know no matter how kittened up this community was it was so fun lol, honestly one of the best.
Met so many terrific people, here are just a few:
shoutouts to noodl and shortbaw for being my first tpvp friends
shoutouts to Nate for running kittened builds and making me rage (I.e. cast 2.0)
shotouts to olrun for having diabetes/being a bro
shoutouts to hordimus for having a hot teacher/joining air force
shoutouts to ostritcheggs for being a kittenhootout
shoutouts to Acandis for being my life coach
shoutouts to chieftian for being Acandis’s hard counter
shoutouts to reevzy for being an kitten/i enjoyed your rants on counter play
shoutouts to qwho who taught me if i die its either the game’s fault or my teams
shoutouts to zeromis for teaching me the word scum
shoutouts to kizos for being shot by uncle hernandez
shoutouts to karina for coming out as a guy after 2 years of playing the game, if there is ever a greatest troll award, you win
shoutouts to doyourbestbear for being my senpai
shoutouts to bry sorry for bming you i regret it
shoutouts to backpack for being younger than i am
shoutouts to supcutie for saying blackup
shoutouts to caed for best e-relationship w/tany in game/ mastering the baby talk
shoutouts to brianpepperz for streaming
shoutouts to muffinz for playing the guitar
shoutouts to avitori for having 1 leg
shoutouts to stalagta for sounding like a muppet
shoutouts to marvin for going afk for 3 days
shoutouts to digums for being the greatest player NA
shoutouts to crazy for being french
shoutouts to kathali for sounding like a lower pitched version of halfz
shoutouts to buster for being best player brazil/losing world cup
shoutouts to backpack’s mom for buying me a new bmw
shoutouts to bob for stabbing me in the back/being a kitten
shoutouts to phyicks for being most feminine engi NA
shoutouts to Arete de beauvoir for sounding like marvin
shoutouts to Crysis/I am really op for the salt packages in my mail
shoutouts to Kyra for being only mesmer to kitten my kitten , i swear it was an off day
shoutouts to Darth for never giving up on himself no matter how much bm i tossed at him
shoutouts to kitten for streaming ferox v sharks
shoutouts to Thrackit for being pretty cool
shoutouts to cynda quil for idk what your name sounds like a pokemon
shoutouts to blaze for being pretty chill dude prrty chill
shoutouts to Davinci for best rages ever and having some pretty cool beats cred to tang for showing me
shoutouts to Ferox for trying to be eports
shoutouts to tang for being tang
shoutouts to rar for the philosophy talks
shoutouts to sir severus for being a feminine magician
shoutouts to Aeroxe for living in downstate/liviing in canada and going outside
shoutouts to Ozie for midmatch kittening/also being pretty cool
shoutouts to edison for being an awesome multiclasser/bro
shoutouts to Elegant for being a cool intellect/awesome guy to talk to
shoutouts to Cast for being the worst 1v1er NA and also one of my greatest friends “I CAN’T DO NOTTINN”
shoutouts to Aiedyn/halfz for being a great thief and also a great friend
If i forgot to give you a shoutout leave a post behind
If you don’t know who I am sorry for lengthy post if you do I probably bmed you (sorry) anyway if i can leave some words of wisdom its this, don’t take the game srsly just have fun and make friends along the way find people who you enjoy playing with and get better with them I made my best friends when i just solo qued in teamque.
-Ender Animus