Guild Wars 2

Johnny B Pro

I’m alright Jack
Playing games that are stacked
with my high MMR
watching you noobs pushing far

Haven’t sweated in the least
while you 5v1 beast
L2P and cry moar
go for personal score

It’s quite sweet to farm
and where’s the harm
if new players get smashed
and give up from getting thrashed

Coz i’ll have my black gem
you noobs can’t get them
coz you’re spiralling down
where you belong underground

I’m a winner that’s all
I’m just better than y’all
My advice “play unranked”
It’s OK I don’t need to be thanked

What’s that you say
reckon you’re good – “get away”
If you were then you’d win
It’s not the rest of your team!

“Look MMR wouldn’t lie
I’m the proof – see me fly
40 games not a loss,
how it should be – I’m boss”

What’s that!?
You’re all leaving?
You don’t find this fun?
It’s an honour to play us
We’re 1337 pros you dumb chump!

You can learn while we smash you,
we should charge a fee!
Pre HoT might cost nothing
But I don’t come free!

……and so johnny sits now…..
in 1 hour queues………
…..waiting for match-ups……..
…and whistling the blues……..

And I’m doing other things
having a blast
eyes to the future
wee johnny’s the past.

I mostly disagree with the message, but great poetry non the less. Bravo!

Epic.

good fun

Freeelancer.2860:

I mostly disagree with the message, but great poetry non the less. Bravo!

Just a bit of fun… but yeah, if people aren’t enjoying themselves, they might leave. Which would be a shame because it’s a great game!

All is Vain is getting competition.

You got talent.

Nice one +1

All is vain!

Cynz.9437:

All is Vain is getting competition.

Haha – The Mighty Meak, indeed, All is vain. . . . .

Awesome……!!!