You say, “Dodge”, I say “I only get 2”.
You say “Get Toughness”, I say “What about my Vitality?”
You say “Get Vitality”, I say “What about my Toughness?”
You say “Get Soldier’s Amulet”, I say “I still get hit for over 5k (Eviscerate, HS) and 10k (Backstab)”
You say “Watch out for the Thief.”, I say “He’s… invisible.”
You say “Stunbreak!”, I say “As a necro, I get 3 utility stun breaks. 2 of them are on a 60 second CD, the 3rd one is on a 90 second CD”
You say “Use Death Shroud!”, I say “Just prolonging the inevitable.”
You say “You can kill bunkers.”, I say “Yes. But it takes too much time, effort, and manpower to focus down 1 player at 1 point in a game type where mobility is one of the most important factors.”
You say “MOA’s not bad. You can dodge it! The cast time is forever!”, I say “Trying to see a Mesmer MOA casting is like trying to find Waldo, except everybody looks like Waldo. And the whole screen is purple for more than half the fight. And they can cast MOA in stealth.”
You say “You shouldn’t be able to bring a repair kit through a portal.”, I say “I agree.
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You say “Take Quickness out of the game!”, I say “I agree.”
You say “Bunker Elementalists are impossible to kill!”, I say “I agree.”
Seriously, I really can’t kill a bunker Ele.