Guild Wars 2

…DPS Guardian in the history of NA. As evidenced by my position on the Solo Q leaderboard, http://imgur.com/84crtuT . As we all know, both individual score within a match and leader-board standing are positively correlated with higher skill levels. In all of my wins I have garnered the highest score – except for the final win achieving rank 1, in which I was heavily focused and followed around the map.

Much like the fist from the heavens, my wrath had spilled over the opponents dealing critical strikes and sustained DPS. Being number 1 comes naturally to the greatest competitive and professional gamers of our generation – and I am no exception.

For the many of you who were cut from IVEX along the way, which is pretty much all of NA, I will leave some words of wisdom.

Words of Wisdom:
1) Get Good
2) ????
3) Still lose to DoYourBestBear

I do, however, wish to acknowledge those we lost along the way:
To Java, I miss your nasally voice on Kaypud’s stream
To Bry, my love, you do not stand in the Mists as often as you once had
To Acandis, I got you a copy of Elmo’s Letter Adventure for PS1, it’s more your speed
To Blinx, please do not hack the new TS3 server again
To Caed, I have a thief build made for being in the downed state, I’ll give it to you later
To Cruuk, thank you teaching me how to be a 1%‘er and being stealth all/every game
To Davinci, I bought you an account and you got it banned for two weeks, again, wtf
To Backpack, my condolences since CTang is trying to make you an internet meme
To CTang, you’re Canadian
To Anoobis, Blood is Power is a terrible skill, please stop trolling me
To Suchalameo, use your microphone, I can’t read and play at the same time
To Steb, without you, who will suck the fun out of the game for me?
To Sataarcoeny, I wish you told us where you were going within Disney Land
To Ovi, please stop using Settler’s Amulet
To Countless, what will we do without your ginger presence in the community
To Qwho, I’m sure you made the right decision…LOL
To Patrick, stop calling me Darce, I don’t even know who that is
To Grouch, you already know what I said yes to, you didn’t decline, so now I know
To Evan Lesh, I’m your biggest fan and I love your work
To Karl, pokeball up
And, finally, but certainly not least in any semblance of the word, to my fans, for watching my stream and twitch, supporting all of the failed ventures and hilarious shout-castings.

/bow

/bows to Sataarbestbearconeydoyour

Congratulations, you are the greatest DPS Guard glory farmer to have ever lived. Who is Acandis btw?

Bry is doing mostly WvW right now since sPvP is……………….. yeah.

DoYourBestBear.6810:

To Evan Lesh, I’m your biggest fan and I love your work

nope. evan’s mine. i’m his #1 fan.

who are you again?

Cynz.9437:

who are you again?

1. NA. Yeah. Get kitten.

Murff.1532:

Cynz.9437:

who are you again?

1. NA. Yeah. Get kitten.

who cares about ranks… system is still flawed and leaderboards will probably see more reset

back to topic: who is this guy?

DoYourBestBear.6810:

To Patrick, stop calling me Darce, I don’t even know who that is

You know who Darce is, don’t you dare lie about it. You are Darce.

Grats! Im one of the best at not wearing pants for a long time because i have almost no competition. But its too cold to write a long speech.

once your done with your ego trip I got some good acid…

To those that do not understand the great sataarcoeny reference within this post, in the words of the great Hiba, “Talk kitten get kittented”

I would like to add the following evidence of Bear’s wisdom as well as his power, in the exposure of the alleged “skills” of the one known as Backpack.

Rank 374 Mike.4830 Backpacks Squeeze

It was Bear who exposed in scintillating form through Twitch streaming this truth that the former leaderboards kept revealed in its previous state, and now is clear as day, that some players on the LB just got carried.

Honor this man and watch the Dodgeball tournies!!

Currently working on the specifics for the next Dodgeball tourny.

To Bear, you got rank 1 using my build. I’m coming for you.

No, I’m using the Glorious Offspring of Bear and Acandis, beta version 0.1

10/10/30/0/20

You’re using the Glorious Offspring of Acandis and Bear, version 1

10/5/30/5/20

Also, get on my level.

LMAO! Is that Sat?

evidence for:
-Dunning-Kruger

evidence against:
-OP CLEARLY has a mastery of the English lanauge
-No one would have the time to type that up on an xbox controller in the middle of Disney land with 19 kids

NA Hero,

OK, all the chest pounding aside, are you man enough to talk about how your build and your playstyle helps you carry weak teams in SoloQ?

How exactly do you go about it?

They say you are what you eat, I just don’t recall eating a kittening legend.

Laserbolt.6731:

NA Hero,

OK, all the chest pounding aside, are you man enough to talk about how your build and your playstyle helps you carry weak teams in SoloQ?

I take it you are a guardian, leaning towards DPS, not a full mid-pt-bunker?

How exactly do you go about it?

Being a legend isn’t about builds or playstyle. Some people are just meant to be saviors of this world. Some are not.

I’m not the Hero NA wants, I’m the hero NA needs.

bear so stronk

so stronk

DoYourBestBear.6810:

I’m not the Hero NA wants, I’m the hero NA needs.

Just for the record, that’s my line. A legendary line luciously lubricated in the language of the legends.

I almost forgot to ask. Whens the couch interview?

Well, that’s too bad.

Batmang.5421:

I almost forgot to ask. Whens the couch interview?

I can get you in contact with Shan for that one.

The build I was running was: http://intothemists.com/calc/?build=V7Fcg;1NFk30G3wF-90;9;499T-J1;05;001B;118-57X7;2F-03F-035BM

Grab home point. Win most/all of your 1v1’s. Push to teamfight or far thereafter.

That’s the man! That’s how a true hero operates.

Thank you.

Lol nice post man i wish you would have cropped it at rank 18 so I could have appeared in your screenshot!!!

You are the hero we needed NA!!!

If you crop it for me, I’ll replace the picture on the website showcase.

DoYourBestBear.6810:

If you crop it for me, I’ll replace the picture on the website showcase.

The pic i have had you at rank 3 and we dont want that, I just noticed i got bumped down to 25 anyway

Best Forum post NA

DoYourBestBear.6810:

I’m not the Hero NA wants, I’m the hero NA needs.

Man…you’re like 200 ppl in tpvp atm in NA…seriously? xD

to be able to pull off this kinds of threads, you must be an assssshole and good at the same time. looks like you’re not an asssssshole.

only saatarcoeny or whatever he is called pulled it off months ago.

BryBry.8409:

To those that do not understand the great sataarcoeny reference within this post, in the words of the great Hiba, “Talk kitten get kittented”

SUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIIIIORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

No shoutouts for Voz? /cry
#Unloved

I think we all need to praise our savior NA hero who will save us all from boring NA leaderboards

Imma let you finish, but Enemy was the best DPS Guard of all time. OF ALL TIME

Solo q means nothing the game gave me rank 2 before and I sure as hell didn’t deserve it.

I bet his mother is really proud!

cymerdown.4103:

Imma let you finish, but Enemy was the best DPS Guard of all time. OF ALL TIME

False.

I have to agree with Acandis on this one.

geez with all the seriousness in this thread all of a sudden

Why not Zoidberg?

There needs a round robin tourney to decide the DPS guard to rule them all.

Kaypud
Acandis
Doyourbest
Kensuda
Backpack
Oppa
The Disney land mesmer who shall not be named

Who is going to shoutcast it?

DoYourBestBear.6810:

Who is going to shoutcast it?

Bry & Grouch

>_> I sort of miss this game….I sort of wish It was fixed so I could enjoy it again. =(

That’s why you don’t win paids.

Tomorrow decay makes you r33.

Wait, there is a decay now?