Guild Wars 2

With all the post-patch hate, especially towards Mesmers, I thought a little humor might be called for. I hope you all enjoy.

Murphy’s law

Murphy’s law is a popular adage that states that “things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance.”

Rule 1: If anything can go wrong, it will. (The original Law)

Rule 2 : If your team mate has any way of making a mistake and costing you the match, he will.

Rule 3: If there is a wrong way to do something, then your team mate will do it.

Rule 4: If there’s more than one way to play your profession, and one of those ways will end in disaster, then somebody will play it that way.

Rule 5: No profession is foolproof, because fools and noobs are quite ingenious.

Rule 6: Anything in solo que that can, could have, or will go wrong, is going wrong, all at once.

Rule 7: Left to themselves, a noob team mate will tend to go from bad to worse.

Rule 8: Smile. your next match will be worse.

Rule 9: The most important person on your team will be damaged in direct proportion to his dps.

Rule 10: If everything seems to be going your way, you have obviously overlooked something.

Now this is anwesome post. Thank you. You made me smile.

These items are inevitable but the occurence will vary. It will either never happen towards a player, or happen often as if the matchmaking universe single you out amongst thousands.

Saiyan.1704:

These items are inevitable but the occurence will vary. It will either never happen towards a player, or happen often as if the matchmaking universe single you out amongst thousands.

Yup my thoughts exactly, that’s why I want a dark rainstorm mini pet cloud to follow me around over my head. Not only would it be cute but people can see it and be like geeze shes an unlucky one hope I don’t get put on her team…..