Guild Wars 2

So, I’m gonna set the scene for everyone here: The Bear PuG consisted of: Doyourbestbear – out of practice, 9 vodkas in, and no working w key; Kinjax – the worst thief in the game; Davinci – on yet another account that will get banned and no working headset; Vain – self-proclaimed multiclasser who plays like a kitten just dropped in the toilet; and Hman – burrito aficionado and rain-maker of tacos.

We went up against the All-Star NA team, who had everyone except for Supcutie, Caed filling in. Basically, a 5v4 from the start since Caed is always in the downstate.

Here’s a glimpse of what gamescom is going to look like for NA:
http://www.twitch.tv/doyourbestbear/c/4776274

Since i cannot +1 by itself ill give u a, +1 now.

Nah nah nah, we don’t say that around here – you can only minus 1 by stomping people or you smash a teamfight.

NA All-stars = a mediocre team queue pug lol

Grabbing popcorn, brb

DoYourBestBear.6810:

So, I’m gonna set the scene for everyone here: [our team pressed a lot of buttons and their team pressed a lot of buttons, but we won even though their team is supposed to be better than ours in a game with a skill ceiling that’s like climbing into a dishwasher and trying to jump.]

Here’s a glimpse of what gamescom is going to look like for NA:
[peoplepressingbuttonsontwitchtv.com]

Sounds about right.

I was being so BM last night RIP

Everyone was hahaha

Also Swagg is like one of those feeder fish that latches onto a shark for survival.

DoYourBestBear.6810:

Also Swagg is like one of those feeder fish that latches onto a shark for survival.

only u bb

esl > all stars tournament
what a shame.

Yea, that and no one even cares about esl.

I have a hard time taking any use of the term “All-star” seriously when applied to video games. Then again, when it’s applied to a sports team, I don’t take it seriously either.

Kwith.8321:

I have a hard time taking any use of the term “All-star” seriously when applied to video games. Then again, when it’s applied to a sports team, I don’t take it seriously either.

Sounds like a personal problem

DoYourBestBear.6810:

Nah nah nah, we don’t say that around here – you can only minus 1 by stomping people or you smash a teamfight.

LOL

I would love to smash the hell out of this post.

You had me @ Hman….

His friends call him by his name, Hmans enemies don’t call him anything because they are all dead.

Hman is allowed to talk about the fight club.

Hman has never lost a game of chance.

If Hman were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would.

Mosquitos refuse to bite Hman purely out of respect.

Gnarlie Sheen was here.

DoYourBestBear.6810:

Basically, a 5v4 from the start since Caed is always in the downstate.

That and your joke miss-types before the game cracked me up.

ROFL – dude I say so much stuff I can’t even remember half of it.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water.
When you put water into a cup, it becomes a cup.
When you put water into a bottle, it becomes a bottle.
When you put water into a tea par, it becomes a tea par.

The water can flow, or it can crash.

Be woter, my friend.

#RETRIBUTION

Tarcis, we must channel our inner Bruce Lee’s. Avitori throws games.

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