Guild Wars 2

Take a shot every time you get deleted by a mesmer with one burst rotation.

/qq

On someone’s stream the other day someone mentioned a drinking game where they’d take a shot every time a mantra of distraction went off on you.

Yeah you’d be kittened good after a couple minutes.

Take a shot everytime a thread like this pops up. You’ll be drinking for months straight.

Necrotize.2974:

Take a shot everytime a thread like this pops up. You’ll be drinking for months straight.

If every tear was a drop of vodka you’d die from alcohol poisoning.

the 1st week after this patch hit, I got oneshotted by any mesmer I went look for mesmer in wvw to duel chased every single mes I could find also in pvp….totally got owned 24/7 near insta. a week later still losing hardcore but but dying myself less fast as well…. kept continue doing this instead of cry here….now I’m at a point that I still lose or need to run from mesmer but I do not get oneshotted anymore and I even have a decent chance of winning from them (still learning) next month I think I can beat quite a bunch of decent mesmer players…. stop what you’re doing here and don’t expect things to be handed to you. The game is more balanced now then it ever was AND exciting on top of that. I’ts fast it’s fun and imo no joke or trolling… it’s now extremely balanced (no I don’t play mesmer, I fight them)

Darksteel.8412:

the 1st week after this patch hit, I got oneshotted by any mesmer I went look for mesmer in wvw to duel chased every single mes I could find also in pvp….totally got owned 24/7 near insta. a week later still losing hardcore but but dying myself less fast as well…. kept continue doing this instead of cry here….now I’m at a point that I still lose or need to run from mesmer but I do not get oneshotted anymore and I even have a decent chance of winning from them (still learning) next month I think I can beat quite a bunch of decent mesmer players…. stop what you’re doing here and don’t expect things to be handed to you. The game is more balanced now then it ever was AND exciting on top of that. I’ts fast it’s fun and imo no joke or trolling… it’s now extremely balanced (no I don’t play mesmer, I fight them)

I think you’re missing the point of this thread, which is to enable alcoholics to drink ;D

Ross Biddle.2367:

Darksteel.8412:

the 1st week after this patch hit, I got oneshotted by any mesmer I went look for mesmer in wvw to duel chased every single mes I could find also in pvp….totally got owned 24/7 near insta. a week later still losing hardcore but but dying myself less fast as well…. kept continue doing this instead of cry here….now I’m at a point that I still lose or need to run from mesmer but I do not get oneshotted anymore and I even have a decent chance of winning from them (still learning) next month I think I can beat quite a bunch of decent mesmer players…. stop what you’re doing here and don’t expect things to be handed to you. The game is more balanced now then it ever was AND exciting on top of that. I’ts fast it’s fun and imo no joke or trolling… it’s now extremely balanced (no I don’t play mesmer, I fight them)

I think you’re missing the point of this thread, which is to enable alcoholics to drink ;D

But what about the alcoholic Mesmers? Do they have to wait until they find a fellow Mesmer? Or are they allowed to drink every time they use a mantra to one-shot someone?

All the Mesmer qq is delicious. Let me drink your tears.

Browrain.7346:

All the Mesmer qq is delicious. Let me drink your tears.

How can you drink tears while you are rolling your face across the keyboard?

Straws?

Michaeas Magister.1589:

Browrain.7346:

All the Mesmer qq is delicious. Let me drink your tears.

How can you drink tears while you are rolling your face across the keyboard?

Straws?

I don’t even play my mesmer anymore.