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Posted by: felivear.1536

felivear.1536

State of the Game?

More like State of the Same
8 long months without meaningful change;

A feature is introduced then gets stripped like a boon
then others are delayed with a promise of “soon”;

We ask for balance and the developers snarl
instead we get the infinite wisdom of Karl;

“A warrior uses burst and a thief uses stealth”
“A necro has death shroud and a little more health”;

Can we get some love for warriors they are starting to envy?
“No, but how about we ninja-nerf their utility, “frenzy”;

Then will you buff sword, axes, or hammers?
“Nope, even better, a small buff to banners!”;

Why do I feel like leaderboards are a myth?
“We’d like to tell you, but instead we’re pleading the 5th”

My friends, don’t hold your breath for e-sport potential
After 8 months of waiting, FeLIVEar is officially MENTAL!

feLIVEar: Your resident forum king.

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Posted by: ensoriki.5789

ensoriki.5789

Last sentence confirms my suspicions.

The great forum duppy.

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Posted by: Valkyriez.6578

Valkyriez.6578

So awesome Fel. Made me chuckle.

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Posted by: Theplayboy.6417

Theplayboy.6417

Nice. I think a second ode is order. Can you do one each month?

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Posted by: Lumines.3916

Lumines.3916

+ brownie points for you.

yea, I just got back to the game almost two weeks ago, it didn’t really change all that much aside from new maps and 1 round tournaments. You look at the level of detail that went into the SAB, then you start wondering where’s that level of effort into even anything for this side of the game. :/

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Posted by: gwawer.9805

gwawer.9805

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l57bd0DSD11qc073co1_400.gif[/img]

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Posted by: Rerroll.9083

Rerroll.9083

Sticky, please

Up Rerroll

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Posted by: RaynStargaze.6510

RaynStargaze.6510

very nice

characters

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Posted by: milo.6942

milo.6942

horrible meter man

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Posted by: Naito.5693

Naito.5693

Logged in just to say how kittening good this is.

A Lion does not concern itself with the opinions of sheep.

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Posted by: Kultas Sunstrider.9218

Kultas Sunstrider.9218

Best thread of 2013.

Kultas / Thief / Desolation [EU]
“Don’t criticize what you can’t understand”

(edited 2013-04-08 12:28:34 by Kultas Sunstrider.9218)

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Posted by: Silferas.3841

Silferas.3841

I laughed. In my head, but I did, so it’s nice

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