Guild Wars 2

Let’s get some predictions here on the following items:

1. Amount of time post patch until we see 1st mesmer dead b/c Anet hates us thread.

2. GG anet ele ded for 1 yr again thread.

3. Necro OP nerf meow thread!

4. OMFG you broke PvP thread

5. WTFUBUFFTHIEFTHEYOMGWTFOPNOW #GUTTHIEFNOW

Discuss

Patch released?

Keep an eye on relate notes thread.

6. Omg healsig is OP please nerf !

7. New meta is teh sux, old meta was much better

what i predict is written below:

1. 3 Months
2. Not gonna happen
3. Today!
4. Yesterday!
5. Today
6. Not gonna happen
7. Hmmm tough one….first day of pro league airing

8. Rifle warrior op

I know you wrote it already, but i just HAD to do this

9. OMGOMG THIEF OP NERF!!!!111

10. OMG the new amulets are even more broken than celestial, please remove them TODAAAAAAYYYY!

11. New pip system sucks, learn about matchmaking, why am I loosing pips in the first place.
12. The New Diamond skin is too powerful, get your k.i.t.t.e.n. right Anet, you should change it to what I want instead.

I expect an increase in the amout of kittens throughout the forums.

I’m expecting my Necro to get some buffs, quickly followed by more hate from the players and subsequent “Nerf Necro” threads until the eventual nerf.

Reem.3578:

I expect an increase in the amout of kittens throughout the forums.

Impossible, the cap has been reached with bunker meta :o

Pepsi.8907:

Reem.3578:

I expect an increase in the amout of kittens throughout the forums.

Impossible, the cap has been reached with bunker meta :o

Never say never…

btw, want to see if with a good team thieves could be viable in meta torunaments ( atm just scared about elementalist nerf, due to dragonhunter comeback, and the buff to a non meta tree, which is acrobatics ).

Pepsi.8907:

Reem.3578:

I expect an increase in the amout of kittens throughout the forums.

Impossible, the cap has been reached with bunker meta :o

Everytime you say it Anet comes up with something worse. I remember when cele meta was considered the worst.. need i say more?

“Turns out, celestial wasn’t the problem. People without active defenses melt, people with active defenses are god mode.”

Something along those lines… Maybe, that might take more in-depth analysis than most people are willing to put in for a typical forum thread, but that’s a generalized prediction.

“Omg they can’t get any worse at this!”

10 years later…

Y’all were saying?

Engineer OP but needs more rifle and gadgets.

Hybrid role as roamer/holder could have been good, but after 1 year and no balance, nobody cares if celestial was or not the problem.

We also had a great bunker meta ( hilarious ofc ).

It was the right choice ( also, new necks seems far away from celestial, which is also fine to me ), and now let’s see about balance into s2.

1: “Ranger too stronk, 400% nerf immediately with no second thoughts ples”
2: “Mercenary amulet OP! What idiot thought this was a good idea?!”
3: All class sub forums saying their class is dead and Anet is biased

…Then a week or so will pass and everyone will be chill again. So it goes…

inb4 anet doesn’t remove celestial amulet.

Rogue Potato.4723:

Anet is biased.

Weeeellll… this one isn’t exactly false…

“celestial is currently disabled till s2”

Dream Shake.8741:

7. New meta is teh sux, old meta was much better

This is the one thing i cant imagine anyone saying…. though im sure some will.

“New mercenary [insert cele class] too op, pls delete and bring celecrap back”

I die too easily, i want to survive longer

No pressure, but with Today’s patch it’s their last chance to save both WvW and PvP, and maybe get some players back. In 3 months everyone will have forgotten.

So bring in these new Stronghold maps and WvW server merger/reward system.

Azukas.1426:

Let’s get some predictions here on the following items:

1. Amount of time post patch until we see 1st mesmer dead b/c Anet hates us thread.

2. GG anet ele ded for 1 yr again thread.

3. Necro OP nerf meow thread!

4. OMFG you broke PvP thread

5. WTFUBUFFTHIEFTHEYOMGWTFOPNOW #GUTTHIEFNOW

Discuss

1. Minutes. Got to have something to do while downloading the patch, and crying seems popular.
2. Already had them.
3. After the first few PvPers download the patch and play a match. The guy that cries OP will be someone who died to reaper a few days before, but now has a patch to blame instead of himself.
4. Trick question. It’s already broken.
5. Not sure. There will be these threads – there always are – but it won’t be because of the patch. Judging from the past, ANet will find a way to make the thief buff justify an equal or greater nerf.

It’s STEALTHNAGEDDIN!!!.. wait I still only run a Pistol/Dagger thief. Ahhh well it’ll just take longer…NUBS WILL DIIIIEEE!