Guild Wars 2

Thief: We need more damage! We need more defense! We need more stealth! Mug should do 10k damage!

Guardian: Boon stealing ain’t fair bro. And corrupt boon? I mean seriously?

Rangers: Nerf retaliation. Also pets behave like 2 year olds on a sugar rush.

Engineer: Umm…turrets need improvement. I guess.

Mesmer: Umm…confusion sucks. And can you please do something about the $^&# torch?

Elementalist: Hmm..let’s see. Umm..yeah just a sec. I’ll get back to you. No wait. RTL! Revert RTL nerf!

Necromancer: Wtf give me some mobility! Also, stun breakers so others can’t play “kick the necro”.
Courtesy TheMightyAltroll: “I thought it was unblockable…”

Warrior: This is a joke right? Just kill me already while I sit down and cry.

Necromancer: I thought it was unblockable…

TheMightyAltroll.3485:

Necromancer: I thought it was unblockable…

Oh crap necro! Adding one now.

Sorry

TheMightyAltroll.3485:

Necromancer: I thought it was unblockable…

lol. Altroll nailed it for Necro.

Other classes: “I can take him, he is a warrior” proceeds to get killed “Noob warrior using 100 blades, l2p.”

Interpret Interrupt.3824:

Other classes: “I can take him, he is a warrior” proceeds to get killed “Noob warrior using 100 blades, l2p.”

Pretty much this.

Allies: “Help 2 inc!”
Necro: "On my way! runs at normal speed “forget it, can’t make it in time.”

Necro: Don’t worry I will bring my minions. “AOE SPAM” Minions dead, Well that was fun!
Necro: What’s Stability?
Necro: I don’t need no Vigor. I got Death Shroud, well i did before that one hit took it away!

“Yo, I got this.” – Hotjoin players against zergs

ArcTheFallen.7682:

Allies: “Help 2 inc!”
Necro: "On my way! runs at normal speed “forget it, can’t make it in time.”

Hoooold ooon!!!

Ahw kitten…

Downed Ally: “Please stomp—please, please stomp!” Dies #l2stompppl

Interpret Interrupt.3824:

Other classes: “I can take him, he is a warrior” proceeds to get killed “Noob warrior using 100 blades, l2p.”

Same can go for blurred frenzy. People stand in it, then cry that it needs to be nerfed.

SallyStitches.4096:

Same can go for blurred frenzy. People stand in it, then cry that it needs to be nerfed.

Please don’t say that.
You don’t see people complaining about pistol whip even though it is the same attack with a 1/4s stun at the start.

It’s all about the class around the ability.

Being forced to have an instant imob break or invuln/on weapon evade for a 10s CD!! or of course praying the mesmer sucks at timing the swap… isn’t a really the same thing as facetanking a bull’s charge after watching the warrior cast frenzy which makes him take 50% more dmg…

I’ve actually seen ppl jumping into blurred frenzy while it was ALREADY channeling…Hs spam thieves seem to love bf, as soon as you use it they all jump in and die ò_ò

and then qq mesmer op….

/facepalm

Mesmer: “Blurred Frenzy is fine! Sword #3 is negligible.”

Guardian: “I got 1 mid…2 mid…3 MID 3MID!!! You guys need to get here now”

Mid point: “All 5 people are in the mid”
Side point: “Naw that’s just the mesmer because we are fighting two over here”

What I think the phantasm mesmer is doing:
Dodges, cloaks, moves strategically to hide behind clones
What the phantasm mesmer is actually doing:
Standing there watching

Thieves: “why we not warriors with stealth and BS QQ”

Bunker ele’s – “Heal ALL the things”
Valk DPS ele’s – “Tickle tickle here, heal a little there”
Glass ele’s – ‘stubs toe’ ‘dies’

ArcTheFallen.7682:

What I think the phantasm mesmer is doing:
Dodges, cloaks, moves strategically to hide behind clones
What the phantasm mesmer is actually doing:
Standing there watching

ahahahahaha tooo funny! and sadly true

No one PvP as good as Gaston.