Temple of the Silent Skritt:
Everyone caps like normal until 8:30. Then everyone dies in the bottom of a pit trying to press ‘f’ on a shiny thing. daze
Legacy of the Faceroll:
You can dominate everyone here until they decide to kill a single NPC which automatically allows them to win. Or pile on each other in the center for happy fun times.
Forest of Nifl’s-hell:
2 people hold 2 points while 2 other people run back and forth screaming obscenities, whilst a 3rd person generally a Thief dodges around a hostile crowd stabbing giant NPCs in the ankles with pine needles hoping he gets the kill.
Battle of Shiloh:
1 Person stands on a point, while the rest eat giant boulders in a tower. fear
Raid on the Hotjoin:
People run frantically back and forth between Beach and Dock trying to kill each other, while avoiding the water point as though it’s the plague.
Spectators Watch:
A spectating match between watching either team’s Ranger/Elementalist/Guardian try to run the orb. Essentially like football, but less balanced.
Warrior’s Hammer:
Control the hammer, control the universe. CC. (Fight over the hammer like Tranquility! Everything you hate in one!)
stun
Guardian:
He who spams boons. Generally annoying people by being hard to kill.
Engineer:
He who spams conditions. Generally annoying people by spamming conditions. But we’d like you to remember, he’s NOT as strong as the Necromancer. Anymore. -Revised He who spams CC.
Necromancer:
Lawl fear, burn, torment. GG.
Elementalist:
Frustrated with watching his skills inadvertently nerfed to the point of uselessness when Arenanet decided to fix a tooltip, the Elementalist was moments away from suicide when it realized it’s immense AoE/CC could be useful for launching people through glass.
Warrior:
When buffs are nerfs and nerfs are nerfs.
Mesmer:
He who spams shatter whilst being begged by his team to set us up the portal. Can also manipulate time and space to allow his team to flail pointlessly around 50% faster with a 210 second cooldown. However, recently he has found a new hobby involving sexual activities with giant flightless birds.
Thief:
The lowly Scavenger, he preys on the weakest of the pack until people are impressed with his efforts enough to start the mating call, which roughly consists of “Omg Thief is OP l2p”
Ranger:
Trained from birth by the legendary Spartan Shaolin nomads to dominate people at a distance using the Bow of the gods. They can also regenerate limbs. Contrary to popular belief, Self-Resurrection is quite common amongst Rangers, due to their communication with the Spirits. NecroRangers and Drake-liches have yet to be seen, though.
Ranger Pet
The unsung heroes of PvP, these masters of killing are immensely powerful, intelligent, and handsome. They have been known to eat entire alligators in one bite, and have been accused of causing the Hindenburg disaster of 1937.
knockback
Contact me ingame for Necro, Ranger, Mesmer, and Thief advice.
i think the class description for ranger should be different
the internet’s favorite class that chases the opponent. these cats rely on the pet player to slow down their meal. despite popular belief, they seem to get along with dogs and bears. the pet always need to be carried with self revive spirits and the cat has to like its pet wounds
i think the class description for ranger should be different
the internet’s favorite class that chases the opponent. these cats rely on the pet player to slow down their meal. despite popular belief, they seem to get along with dogs and bears. the pet always need to be carried with self revive spirits and the cat has to like its pet wounds
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Contact me ingame for Necro, Ranger, Mesmer, and Thief advice.
i think the class description for ranger should be different
the internet’s favorite class that chases the opponent. these cats rely on the pet player to slow down their meal. despite popular belief, they seem to get along with dogs and bears. the pet always need to be carried with self revive spirits and the cat has to like its pet wounds
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