Guild Wars 2

Look at her
so radiant
so glorious
Look at me
I am glorious too

I want her—
—gears

But she wouldn’t talk to me
not now
not tomorrow not the next week
not the next month not the next year nor the next decade
NOT BLOODY EVER IN MY LIFE
and there’s nothing I can do about it

Work hard and all your dreams may or may not come true.

She’s not worth it.

Buy her flowers?

Very creative, I like it.

Btw, you have to be a lot more glorious to get her to talk to you.

I heard her twin sister in PvE is much more flirty. You should be able to pick her up faster

Haha, send her a bomb mail?

Quickfoot Katana.8642:

I heard her twin sister in PvE is much more flirty. You should be able to pick her up faster

I want someone closer to home, and PvP is where I live.

Harbinger.8637:

She’s not worth it.

but, but, but….

Conan.8046:

Buy her flowers?

Buy her Gems*
but no, she doesn’t like Gems, either
I’m so confused right now

Please, Mr.Patch, would you help me?

Its not worth it man. She will just cheat you with that dude that looks exactly like you but lives in PvE and therefor has plenty of fancy skins and armors. kittenes love fancy skins.

funny…

i never heard people complaining about getting pheonix rank in gw1, although it took the first player 6 years or so

brings me to the conclusion that gw2 is full of whiny little i-want-so-gimme kiddies

Im not complaining how long it takes.

Im complaining that PvP doesn’t nearly have all the weapons skins from PvE. Why should PvE have unique skins and not PvP?

Why PvP shouldnt get a special minipet?

I played my fair share of GW1 HA. GW2 PvP development is extremely slow. If they are expecting people to hop out of GW2PVP and come back later to check it out, it won’t happen.

PvP doesnt follow the same thought process as PvE. When a player is burned out of a game’s PvP, it’s very unlikely he will come back.

kito.1827:

funny…

i never heard people complaining about getting pheonix rank in gw1, although it took the first player 6 years or so

brings me to the conclusion that gw2 is full of whiny little i-want-so-gimme kiddies

First player had phoenix in less than a year. Dragon took 5 years. But that was the last rank so it’s normal.

Forget about her, she’s not worth it, in the end, she’ll just crush your hopes again when you realise she will already have several other suitors, she’ll talk you one day, but she’ll never be yours