Guild Wars 2

So I heard turret engineer was really good so I thought I would give it a go for a game. The game starts, I go to mid, drop all my turrets. Then all of a sudden a wave of rapid bowel movement comes over me and I find myself leaving my computer desk clenching my butt cheeks as I run to the bathroom too keep poop from going everywhere (probably due to the 24 cups of coffee I had consumed earlier). After wiping frantically I quickly returned to my PvP match before I was kicked for inactivity.

Upon my return there was a mound of enemy corpses around my AFK self. My turrets had annihilated the opposing team. My team had taken the liberty of just AFK-ing in the base because they said that I was strong enough to fight the entire enemy team alone. They were not wrong. We won 500-0

^Lost to me while I was afk

Nighthawk.4687:

So I heard turret engineer was really good so I thought I would give it a go for a game. The game starts, I go to mid, drop all my turrets. Then all of a sudden a wave of rapid bowel movement comes over me and I find myself leaving my computer desk clenching my butt cheeks as I run to the bathroom too keep poop from going everywhere (probably due to the 24 cups of coffee I had consumed earlier). After wiping frantically I quickly returned to my PvP match before I was kicked for inactivity.

Upon my return there was a mound of enemy corpses around my AFK self. My turrets had annihilated the opposing team. My team had taken the liberty of just AFK-ing in the base because they said that I was strong enough to fight the entire enemy team alone. They were not wrong. We won 500-0

I’m going to quote his entire post in case he edited/ deleted it later. So people will know what kind of person he is.

but you have to admit this is almost believable

*I’ve never
*queued up
*never seen a troll

Only reason I edited it before, was cause I miss hit the enter key Q_Q, game is hard.