Guild Wars 2

post your most annoying/amusing/silly pvp moments.

I’ll start: we get Courtyard. say in team ’don’t rush, thief pls equip sb to start’. thief promptly runs straight in to all five of them and dies. Resses, rinse and repeat all match. The worst bit- he’s actually trying to fight them, and complains that we’re not following in! End result: 500 to 50, they were way too good at ressing their downed. I top scored…

In my case

You gotta love it when you run Bomb bunker engineer end up fighting 4 guys from enemy team your team arrives at wich point their help is more than welcomed but instead they all sit back and start watching the whole fight while enemy team has all 3 points captured, dint even bother finishing off the guys even when i downed 3 at a time

gotta love it when you have an ally warrior who runs rifle, goes far at temple, stands above the point on the ledge firing down at the enemy, lets them cap it, they cap the point, go up on the ledge, kill him, and then he goes afk and dc’s.

and THEN the very next match he is on the enemy team running shoutbow and playing decently!

Nothing grinds my teeth more than seeing two thieves in a 4v4 fight in mid… when there’s clearly no one on either home or far. A Guardian is forced to roam and do their job…

Others:
“Skip beast!”: They go beast, it gets stolen. We lose mid.
“Go Home!”: (guy rez’s) No there’s 3 there nub! Goes mid. Enters a 2v4. Dies.
/Facepalm

Gotta love it when you go to res an Ele and you get him/her up to 90% hp and they mistform away when there is no-one around.

Gotta love it when your teammates feel the need to help you cap a completely unguarded point. >. <

Shaogin.2679:

Gotta love it when your teammates feel the need to help you cap a completely unguarded point. >. <

this x1000000

I love when I run turret engi in high MMR and run with some friends who are all much higher MMR than I am (Chaith, Grouch, Hugh, Rupy), and instead of getting mad that we’re a full premade and they’re facing some of the actual best players in the game, they complain about getting carried by turrets. :P I really do love it, actually.

Gotta love it when someone leaves the match before it even starts because of the map or someone’s class/level/achivement points.

Gotta love it when as soon as the enemy team begins to win, your teammates instantly give up and sabotage the match so it ends faster.

Gotta love it when in a team fight, you notice your teammates swinging their melee weapons blindly at thin air.

Gotta love it when you’re downed and an enemy slowly fires projectiles at you, and your teammates standing next to you don’t even bother trying to revive you.

Gotta love it when your teammates don’t finish off downed enemies, and end up reviving all of them instead.

Gotta love it when all your 4 teammates die to a single engineer at far.

Gotta love it when you spawn under the map, and have to wait 30 seconds for the /stuck command to teleport you back up.

Gotta love it when the daily class win is Thief.

Actually, I don’t love any of those things. :c

Rangelost.4857:

Gotta love it when someone leaves the match before it even starts because of the map

People just need to stop voting for Skyhammer and Courtyard and this problem will go away

Gotta love it when 5 choose Temple, 4 choose Forest and 1 chooses Courtyard… and Courtyard gets the winning vote..

Gotta love it when people don’t ignore turret ENG’s.
Gotta love it when people afk at home all game.

Gotta love it when the staff ele decides before the match starts that he will man the treb, then mans it, dies, mans it, dies, treb destroyed so he goes and finds repair kit, dies, finally repairs treb, dies and thinks he has made a really good contribution to the loss.

Bloodwort MacFangho.4638:

Gotta love it when 5 choose Temple, 4 choose Forest and 1 chooses Courtyard… and Courtyard gets the winning vote..

Yeah. I think it should be so that the map that gets the majority of votes is chosen and if there is a tie, it’s randomized between the top 2 maps.

The current wheel of fortunehammer just sucks.

Rangelost.4857:

Gotta love it when you’re downed and an enemy slowly fires projectiles at you, and your teammates standing next to you don’t even bother trying to revive you.

This happened to me yesterday. I was literally at mid on Battle of Kyhlo out on the ledge with a team mate in the adjacent window RIGHT next to me,

That player finished with 0.

Gotta love it when you are on the bad end of a 4v5 against
2 pew pew rangers,
1 turret engi
1 Power necro
and one Shoutbow warrior….
Then you win… and they tell you to stop playing cheesy shatter mesmer…

jportell.2197:

Gotta love it when you are on the bad end of a 4v5 against
2 pew pew rangers,
1 turret engi
1 Power necro
and one Shoutbow warrior….
Then you win… and they tell you to stop playing cheesy shatter mesmer…

I wouldn’t consider power necro cheesy, but either way~ I’m surprised to hear that these days. Maybe back when Temporal Curtain was crazy clutch a long time ago, I’d consider that potentially cheesy but these days, not even. o.O

ronpierce.2760:

jportell.2197:

Gotta love it when you are on the bad end of a 4v5 against
2 pew pew rangers,
1 turret engi
1 Power necro
and one Shoutbow warrior….
Then you win… and they tell you to stop playing cheesy shatter mesmer…

I wouldn’t consider power necro cheesy, but either way~ I’m surprised to hear that these days. Maybe back when Temporal Curtain was crazy clutch a long time ago, I’d consider that potentially cheesy but these days, not even. o.O

I don’t think power necro is cheesy either, my mains are shatter mes and power necro lol… Actually according to the pvp pie chart my favorite profession is necro. However yeah I was running staff/GS shatter…

1 at home, 2 at svanier, 1 dead on beach, and me at mid hoping that someone joins me…

Also, when I’m doing all of the decaps on guardian, while our thief wants to keep dying to the team fight.

Gotta love it when you have a FOUR SIGNET guardian on your team.