Guild Wars 2

Hi, sPvP forum,

I’m going to narrate the thoughts and actions of the modern day Warrior – armed only with his spiritual training, and his knowledge of the Facerolling Style (loading your bars up with good buttons, and pressing them all at once.)

Please open the following link:

http://www.twitch.tv/chaithh/c/3124762

Keep an open mind, and enjoy the art that is facerolling. (Pressing all the buttons at once).

Subtitles:

00:17 – I must prevent myself from possibly getting a condition applied to me. That’s the kitten I don’t like. Uses Berserker Stance. Immune to conditions.
00:18 – Stop knocking me down! Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Uses Balanced Stance. Immunity to crowd control.
00:19 – I’ll use an un-telegraphed crowd control to set up, and overcome the weakness of my telegraphed stuns. Uses Fear Me!
00:20 – Now that you are stunned and can’t dodge, I’ll begin with Earthshaker stun.
00:21 – Oh, you used a Stunbreak? You think you can be not stunned against me? Haha. Staggering Blow, knock back.
00:22 – Now, to finish it! Backbreaker, Knock down.
00:23 – Just in-case! Pin Down, Immobilize
00:24 – Hah! Run, weakling. Get rolled! I don’t even need any more good buttons to kill you.

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00:45 – Impossibru!

Disclaimer: this is only supposed to be an entertaining post, taking a swipe at the intended design of some builds in GW2. I’m not trying to advocate any kind of balance adjustment. I also apologize in advance for my use of language. I am a gamer.

Also, lol @ Wakkey & Taym commentary: Taym: “I think it’s Staff – it is staff, what is going on?” Wakkey: “We’re donesies. Oh my god it does so much damage. HE’S A TORNADO.” It was actually really good until we started dedicating people to pressure him. You can watch the full 2 match set here: http://www.twitch.tv/chaithh/c/3125309

I’m confused..he didn’t kill you and died…and you’re basically saying they need to be balanced. You wouldn’t make a thread about this if you didn’t think so.

tichorum.2415:

I’m confused..he didn’t kill you and died…and you’re basically saying they need to be balanced. You wouldn’t make a thread about this if you didn’t think so.

Mm .. no, my opinions on balance are not those. I don’t think Warrior stuns should be rebalanced. Warrior Sustain needs a rework for different counterplay but I’m generally happy with the balance of the game. There, you drew it out of me.

You may have picked up my bias, I do, in fact think that FOTM Longbow/Hammer playstyles deserve ongoing joke status though.

If I was making a serious post on the topic of dealing with Stuns, based on this video alone, my discussion would probably be balanced around some stunbreaks being too weak, ie: literally doing nothing vs. chain stuns, or perhaps stability uptime.

tichorum.2415:

I’m confused..he didn’t kill you and died…and you’re basically saying they need to be balanced. You wouldn’t make a thread about this if you didn’t think so.

it took 3 ppl to kill him….

Cynz.9437:

tichorum.2415:

I’m confused..he didn’t kill you and died…and you’re basically saying they need to be balanced. You wouldn’t make a thread about this if you didn’t think so.

it took 3 ppl to kill him….

Well, to be fair, 2 people. Haha.

Lol’d hard.

Warning: Hmans may have been harmed in the making of this video.

Chaith, that staff ele gave me nightmares. 7k meteors hurt so badd