Guild Wars 2

Every match, at the beggining, as a bunker, I always give out a little common sense of strategy like :

-I’ll bunker mid
-Someone takes our close
-We secure two points so no tryhard far if there’s fights on our nodes, to not get splitted

And there’s always this guy keep going on far to suicide and making us lost points, time and teamfights. So of course, I tell him to stop doing this and help on close or mid instead.

Today, there was so much of them them that I wanted to share with you a piece of art I just got (of course, he blocked me right after to be sure to not hear anything) :

i dont like this people too which think they have to go far at start and hold this point all the game ignoring whats going on on map and on the other 2 nodes

but atleast they think they shine there and are somehow cool when not play with the team but AGAINST the team when blaming them like they would have their own score at top vs team score

dont like to have this egos in my team but looks like theres jsut toooo much ^^

there are many tactical fails in PvP ^^

favorite thing to be read at the beginning of a match is “PUSHING FAR!!1 ALONE! DON’T HELP!!!111”
usually those poeple nearly instantly die (because good teams will immediately send a second person to close at the beginning) leading to far and mid being lost – which nearly always leads to a loose of the match.

2nd most popular fail is like OP said people pushing far though the team could easily hold 2 points and keep them to win.

3rd on my list is people not pushing far when the team can’t win midfight and there’s a guard standing on it (or people trying to assault the point alone against a bunker-guard).

4th most popular fail: people trying to desperately get 8:30 buff in Temple of the Silent Storm with 3-4 people while holding no points and enemy team has a bunker down there.

5th are people that keep defending close while there’s nobody that would ever assault it over the whole game and it’s the only point the team is holding.

Other mentionable fails:

• trying to play without hammer in Skyhammer
• using orb for points only and not to decap when enemy team holds (and defends) 2 points
• not going lord on Legacy of the Foefire with whole team when the game would be a loose otherwise (seriously even with 3-4 people lord is a freekill … the enemy team can’t do anything to stop you killing the mob)

Gorni.1764:

there are many tactical fails in PvP ^^

favorite thing to be read at the beginning of a match is “PUSHING FAR!!1 ALONE! DON’T HELP!!!111”

pushing far with a single tanky spec like war is totally legit as long as you can deny a fullcap and can disengage(or know when not to engage) and not die 1v3 like an idiot

I have three accounts lol.3859:

Gorni.1764:

there are many tactical fails in PvP ^^

favorite thing to be read at the beginning of a match is “PUSHING FAR!!1 ALONE! DON’T HELP!!!111”

pushing far with a single tanky spec like war is totally legit as long as you can deny a fullcap and can disengage(or know when not to engage) and not die 1v3 like an idiot

yeah I know, but usually people saying this are either thieves, mesmers or at best engis. Sometimes it works but in most cases it doesn’t and people don’t even try to disengage when they fail. I think it’s best to play safe and send 4 to mid because usually the team that takes mid at the beginning wins the game.

Rawrawrr.7195:

(of course, he blocked me right after to be sure to not hear anything)

Oh, you can whisper people you’ve already blocked. Because Anet <3 gutless trolls.

That said, and I’m no etymologist, but the adjective ‘phatetic’ is clearly derived from ‘phat’, which is slang for ‘excellent’, so I’d take it as a compliment.

Feel you bro, its decap warrior meta atm, only problem is that the warrs die and dont even decap.

people over thinks this too much you have to go where there no bunker if you look at the other team comp and you see a known mid bunker why would you try and go to mid? if you can go far coz they just have some roamer who will cap thier home then leave. give you perfect example battle of khylo map 1 of your team bunking home, 4 went and rush mid/mansion on your way you see a ele or thief even a ranger at thier far and you know his not a bunker and can be easily killed why would you not go there? if your home bunker good he willleave home and join mid anyways.