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Posted by: Azure The Heartless.3261

Azure The Heartless.3261

… you arrive in mid in forest and then die 3v1 while your team kills your animal (which gets stolen by the enemy thief).

You should be allowed to quit penalty free if this happens

Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.

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Posted by: choovanski.5462

choovanski.5462

… you arrive in mid in forest and then die 3v1 while your team kills your animal (which gets stolen by the enemy thief).

You should be allowed to quit penalty free if this happens

I think a sad trumpet should play a mournful tune while it’s replayed in grainy black and white.

. Engi & Warr . Beta > 2017 Death of PvP
currently a Boyfriend main :P
Waiting To ReRoll Mystic & Forget About Tyria

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Posted by: yLoon.5289

yLoon.5289

…3 of your team mate rush lord but failed

12K AP
Level 54 Bear Rank

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Posted by: ronpierce.2760

ronpierce.2760

Well. I was going to say;

When I open up the scoreboard and realize I’m on my team.

But someone beat me to the punchline. Enjoy my version. d(‘-’d)

High Warlord Sikari (80 Reaper) / Lord Siekron (80 DH)
Warlord Sikari (80 Scrapper)

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Posted by: OIIIIIO.7825

OIIIIIO.7825

…you can’t communicate effectively with your team

A victor gives no quarter when the victor shows no clemency or mercy
and refuses to spare the life in return for the surrender at discretion (unconditional surrender)
of a vanquished opponent.

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Posted by: Azure The Heartless.3261

Azure The Heartless.3261

… you arrive in mid in forest and then die 3v1 while your team kills your animal (which gets stolen by the enemy thief).

You should be allowed to quit penalty free if this happens

I think a sad trumpet should play a mournful tune while it’s replayed in grainy black and white.

Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.

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Posted by: Random Weird Guy.3528

Random Weird Guy.3528

When your teammate fails the jump up to clocktower (sorry Cero =P ):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JeILCUwuXk

Random Engineering // Trixxti // Random Noises (worst thief eu)
Svanir Appreciation Society [SAS]

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Posted by: theoutsider.7849

theoutsider.7849

.. at the start of the game, a shadow arts thief writes “leave far to me all game, I set up +1s and decap”
.. your team keeps feeding a cheesy duel build gardian on your homepoint all game because of 1v1 pride
.. you have said gardian on your team and your enemies aren’t stupid
.. you see charr with son goku hair and balthazar armor on your team
.. you judge your teams overall fashion rating and deem it unworthy

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Posted by: Elia.7193

Elia.7193

When
-the forest npc alone kills your thief
- your teammate who has been giving "instructions " to the team laughs at you when you run to protect the lord who is getting attacked by 3 enemies because : “he needs no protect-none can kill the lord-only a 5 man team”
-you have a self appointed team leader who spends most of the match on start typing instructions and calling the team idiots
-certain teammates getting constantly killed because they rush on a point alone thinking they will 1v3 easy
-you find yourself constantly trying to rez the same teammate

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Posted by: Aidenwolf.5964

Aidenwolf.5964

I solo qued last night and will never do it again. Crap team vs dragons all night. You know you’re going to lose when you pug.

Buy To Play Guild Wars 2 2012-2015 – RIP
Unlucky since launch, RNG isn’t random
PugLife SoloQ

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Posted by: Leeto.1570

Leeto.1570

Cant say i agree but one of most frequent ones i see in team chat is:
….when Leeto is in your team.

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Posted by: Wolfey.3407

Wolfey.3407

… Team starts stereotyping other players but get rekt badly within the first 3 minutes
…. Team member throws a temper tantrum and refuses to leave spawn
…. Team member stalks you for the rest of the night for playing a class he didn’t like
…. You end up carrying the team and still listen to them QQ the whole game.

Former PvP Forum Specialist
2015-2016
Fort Aspenwood

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Posted by: Ashern.5328

Ashern.5328

…a Mesmer in your team uses the signet-heal

Countless is using this. I wouldn’t say he is an auto lose for your team. ;-)

http://metabattle.com/wiki/Build:Mesmer_-_Condition_Clone_Death

http://www.twitch.tv/bringyourfriends/c/6340239

it is vs any decent player with half brain…and 3.75 – 4.75 out of 5 just confirms how bad and worthless metabattle is roflmao

nothing new anyway…

I laughed — no I didn’t. I don’t know how many bad experiences you’ve had, but me myself, the build I uses focuses on that signet for duplicating my last clone.

I kill “decent players with half a brain” commonly. Yes, there are hard counters like with any other class and build out there, but I can say for sure the Signet isn’t the cause of a Mesmer being a hindrance to a team.

And to add to this post because it just happened:

-When you get downed, 2 allies are right next to you and 1 ones off while the other just watches you while 1 person strolls along and stomps you.

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Posted by: TheFamster.7806

TheFamster.7806

When you see MM necromancers roaming around points instead of defending, and everyone just zergs to random places losing all caps and then complaining that their teammates suck.
When you see all your teammates are zerker, are killing opponents, but doesn’t realize they are playing gw2 pvp conquest instead of deathmatch, so basically other team wins by capping and defending points.
When my team doesn’t understand rotation and goes for 3 0 2 split, gets wiped at far and then snowball to home, gets 3 capped.

Tour

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Posted by: pdavis.8031

pdavis.8031

…When you click Play Unranked PvP
…When you click Play Ranked PvP
…When you click Practice
…When you don’t play a necro
…When you play a necro

“You know what the chain of command is?
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”

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Posted by: eyestrain.3056

eyestrain.3056

this thread makes me laugh, but the only absolute 100% immediate signs of failure are

- when someone comes home at start with you to help cap (but if you leave, they follow you without capping????)
and
- when your comp has three mesmers (in conquest mode anyway)

everything else, there’s always a chance.

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Posted by: Random Weird Guy.3528

Random Weird Guy.3528

this thread makes me laugh, but the only absolute 100% immediate signs of failure are

- when someone comes home at start with you to help cap (but if you leave, they follow you without capping????)
and
- when your comp has three mesmers (in conquest mode anyway)

everything else, there’s always a chance.

3 mesmers isn’t actually that bad if the enemy team is not full premade and has no thieves.

Random Engineering // Trixxti // Random Noises (worst thief eu)
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Posted by: Turk.5460

Turk.5460

Ohh no,

When the entire team just ignores home completely right out the gate and you have to backtrack to cap it.

Wouldn’t you be equally at fault for this one?

Well, Im a thief, defending points is not my specialty.

So one I had to backtrack to said point and now try to 1v2 whatever just showed up, thief is out of the game backtracking and then out of +1 on any fights coming up and likely will have to bail on that 1v2 unless the players are absolutely bad

The only time I ever cap home is on spirit watch, and thats because I generally run the back line 100% and even that bit me the other day when two FA eles both burst me together.

On top of that so many after I +1 their fight will try to run off and not cap the point and leave me to cap it. Im like hey where you going? Thats my job to run off.

With mobility like IA and Shadowstep, I always cap home before heading to run off and +1 fights. It allows the other professions who can survive the initial brawls better to get there faster. If you like to go far at first…well, I dunno what to tell you there, you probably shouldn’t go far right off the bat xD

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Posted by: Impact.2780

Impact.2780

.. you see charr with son goku hair and balthazar armor on your team

LOL

Not the most appropriate sort of post, this, but I just had to.

EU | Ímpáct / Impact Warlock / Impact Illusions
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Posted by: Aethercat.7906

Aethercat.7906

… When a god knows what warrior insists on staying with you when you tell them you’re fine bunkering on this point alone and they follow you everywhere the whole match

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Posted by: OMNIBUS.2913

OMNIBUS.2913

…your teammates lose every fight, even when outnumbering the opposing team
…you end up in 1vs2 or 1vs3 no matter what you do or where you go because your teammates are either perma-dead or fighting somewhere off point all the time

- when someone comes home at start with you to help cap (but if you leave, they follow you without capping????)

^These annoy me the most. Its even more frustrating if I solo queued and the noob team i end up with tries to pin the loss on me >.>

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Posted by: Rym.1469

Rym.1469

…your teammates (or you,khm <—) don’t play human female. Or some pre-standarized asura.

Dedicated PvPers (not only) love graphics <insertlenny>.

[rude]Antagonistka – Revenant, EU.
[SALT]Natchniony – Necromancer, EU.
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Posted by: Sagat.3285

Sagat.3285

…when in ranked a teammate ask my necro:“Hey what skills do you use on your 7,8,9?”,proceeds by linking minions and ends with :“Cuz I just created necro” and another teammate follows with necro jokes…“I use well of your mom and signet of bang your sister” and the opposite team has 4 necros.

“Revenant is actual proof that devs read the necromancer forum” – Pelopidas.2140
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