ode to thiefs
O thou shadowy warrior of the dark endless night,
when will it be, when all the others see the light.
I have to push ten buttons to be the best at what i do,
how come you only have to press, the infamous two ?
Now lets start with the thing that makes most people cry,
the invisible backstab combo makes even guardians die !
The moment you see them its borderline daytime robbery theft,
what can you do on the ground when your dignity has left.
Oh and when you survived the backstab its heartseeker time,
assasin signet nerf was a secret buff for this heinous crime.
To finish someone off they thought we can’t make it that hard
I got an idea someone said the 1 and 2 button are not that far apart !
Now don’t mind me here, i’m just here to vent,
spamming deathblossem gives 6 sec evade a 100% ?
Oh deatblossom atracts thiefs as bear is to honey,
spamming this 5 times gives even necros a run for their
money.
and when you complain about burst they yell in unison call,
our burst damage is fine,you just need more toughness is all.
But believe me it’s just a matter of time so don’t become frantic,
when the nerfbat hits your insane burst across the atlantic.
